[Closed] F*****G football ..............

Amen brother.

Get back in the kitchen...

I hate most football but I love LFC which is a little unfortunate.

IIRC it is because it is more popular than cycling.

It's shitte because you don't like it! There's an enormous anount of people that do and it brings lot of money in - it's a business.

Lodders I may well do that as the turbo is set up in there 😉

Tell me about...almost as exciting as watching paint dry.

Complete shite, played by overpaid chavs, watched by brainless chavs.

Money money money - here we go again. Greedy corporate b******s

Here here Foxy.

And of course it's not like there are 100s of other tv channels out there to watch or heaven forbid, other hobbies, books or people to speak to 😀

Brings back memories of the seventies and eighties though doesn't it? Liverpool vs Steaua Bucharest (how I love the name). And now here they are living the dream in the Europa League. 🙁

Here here Foxy.

Si - sat on my own I'm affraid. Ready to watch the cycling!!!

Scared - wouldn't mind. The name sounds lovely.

and pro cyclists are on the minimum wage, and road cycling is always really exciting on TV........

Haha!! Foolish boy...do not be deceived by my name. 😈

Foxy
With my luck you will be Ton's big brother!! 🙄

watched by brainless chavs

Oh, and liked by complete tossers who take things way too seriously, and start spouting any intellectual fan they can google at the first mention of criticism. 8)

all girls who mountain bike are fat slags... same school of thought & sense of humour 😉

Said by someone named Tim? Laughing my fat ass off!!! 8)

And of course it's not like there are 100s of other tv channels out there to watch or heaven forbid, other hobbies,

quite right, there are no pastimes quite as fulfilling as letting the world know how cool you think you are because you don't like football and can't change the channel because you don't know how the remote control works.
Football - the most popular spectator sport in the world. The world cup final was watched by 1 billion people, 20% of the world's population, 1 person in 5, and every single one of them a "brainless chav". Funny, but I'd have thought the world of sweeping generalisations was the world of the brainless chav, not that of just liking something you don't.

22 borderline rapists chasing a ball around a field, whilst they daydream about spearing some dizzy proto-WAG in her Argos stockroom proportioned quim, then festooning the hotel ceiling with jizz.

Jealous, me?

Yeah, go on then.

Ha Ha don't you just love this forum?? LL calm down you are making yourself look silly 😆

[url= http://www.theonion.com/video/soccer-officially-announces-it-is-gay,17603/ ]indeed[/url]

nice reply FC 😆
i knew them from previous arguments with my arty ex mother in law who thinks we are all philistines...I may have googled in first place cant recall but claim camus and pavarotti. I think both of these were goalies IIRC. Pavarotti had trial in his youth for an Italian side I think... I can tell you want me to carry on.......its not dull 😉

borderline rapists

What's a boderline rapist then? Someone who will only force themselves on their victims at Gretna Green? Refuses to take "maybe" as an answer? A phrase made up by a borderline halfwit to prove how borderline genius they are?

LycraLout - Member

I bet you're a wow at parties!

I can't help feeling that there's a provincial Yates Wine Lodge where they're missing your epic 'bant' right now. Why don't you slip on a polyester replica strip emblazoned with the logo of an obscure Korean dishwasher manufacturer and go join them?

Failing that, why not try taking it easy? 😀

*blows kisses to junkyard* 8)

But sadly, not to I'mHangingOutofMyLycra...you are indeed a knob.

[i]The world cup final was watched by 1 billion people, 20% of the world's population, 1 person in 5, and every single one of them a "brainless chav". Funny, but I'd have thought the world of sweeping generalisations was the world of the brainless chav, not that of just liking something you don't. [/i]

Perhaps he meant to call them the biggest herd in the world.

Waaa! I can't watch lycra junkies cycling up a hill! Waa!

[img] [/img]

poor comeback that...

lycra lout has the wittiest reply so far but a nice retort
why get annoyed because people like things you dont ?
Yes the game is dull 0-0 better entertainment here so far. goalie looks dodgy on crosses though

Now coogan...that's where you and I differ. I can watch lycra junkies cycling uphill all day! (There isn't a "dirty slapper" smilie) 8)

I can't help feeling that there's a provincial Yates Wine Lodge where they're missing your epic 'bant' right now. Why don't you slip on a polyester replica strip emblazoned with the logo of an obscure Korean dishwasher manufacturer and go join them?

No idea what you're on about - don't own a replica strip, never set foot in yates wine lodge - you seem to know far more about that world than I do.

...you are indeed a knob

Perhaps he meant to call them the biggest herd in the world

lycra lout has the wittiest reply so far but a nice retort

i bow to coogan in that respect

[i]
second only to the bleating of the "waaah waah i don't like football" sheep [/i]

Presumably all 5 billion of them

Oh football is on? Cheers for the PSA.

some borderline rapists on parade [url= http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/if-you-sleep-with-a-good-friend-will-it-ruin-the-frienship-in-the-future ]here[/url]

*tries to make sheep noise*
*fails miserably*

I'm not bad at doing a gold-fish mime however! 8)

bravehotel dresses up for a night out

[img] http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR0ajvdBQfyWh9nE-kGIWVoRhE88WMY_2czQt2xvXwTCpYLabg&t=1&usg=__DpTVOtG4SLTPu5NmyvCiVQXX8Ak= [/img]

I think it would go better with your JJB Sport wipe clean leisurewear.
Buy a size up for that freeride look and people might not notice your beer belly.

Today we have had an old bloke mincing round in a popemobile, meeting a social security claimant, mrs windsor, then tonight we have bloody football, all week we have had the tour at 19.00 hrs tonight its on at 22.30, why not put the football on at that time, or perhaps its past their bed time, or they will be tugging at the thought of 22 lads in football kit,beating the wife up, or getting pissed.

We want cycling, not football muppets.

WTF is "wipe clean leisurewear"? Perhaps something of value to you as an incontinent schoolchild, but beyond my ken.

Speak for yourself. I don't want cycling. Can't think of anything more dull to watch.

And it's been on all week? And one night it's on later and your getting your panties in a bunch? Jeez...