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[Closed] Fess up... who on here is a pseudo intellectual then?

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I've found this place to be populated with many interesting intellectually capable people. They tend not to be the "noisy" ones.

If one of Mark's employees had made such a comment, they'd be disciplined by him, no?

Who disciplines Mark?


 
Posted : 18/09/2013 1:06 pm
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Why couldn't the privilege get pregnant?
She was married to a unix.

Sorry, that's poor but best I could do at short notice.


 
Posted : 18/09/2013 1:15 pm
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Who disciplines Mark?

Whoever the agency sends round.


 
Posted : 18/09/2013 1:17 pm
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Whoever the agency sends round.

Which means it's usually this fella:

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Posted : 18/09/2013 1:26 pm
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Which means it's usually this fella:

Is that Chipps in a Gimp suit?


 
Posted : 18/09/2013 2:51 pm
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I don't take part in most threads because I simply don't understand politics or the economy.


 
Posted : 18/09/2013 3:00 pm
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Is that Chipps in a Gimp suit?

It's like The Stig. His identity is unknown. Some say it's Elfinsafety, others say it's Fred, while it has been whispered it could even be Rudeboy.


 
Posted : 18/09/2013 3:02 pm
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Isn't this just like those that think its funny to talk in binnary code..

There are 10 people that would apply to - those who can and those who can't.*
*Is that pseudo intellectual enough for you?

I made a binary joke when I was best man at my mates wedding

even the IT geeks there didnt laugh, they were definately pseudo -intellectuals


 
Posted : 18/09/2013 3:09 pm
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The binary joke is so old that it's no longer funny, that's the problem.

I dunno.. geeks... 🙄


 
Posted : 18/09/2013 3:14 pm
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I dunno.. geeks...

Quick! Someone send an ambulance round to Molgrip's house. Tell the paramedics they'll find him in the greenhouse, under a load of broken glass.


 
Posted : 18/09/2013 3:16 pm
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It's called ironing.


 
Posted : 18/09/2013 3:18 pm
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this was mine......

bride was german

so maren ......... Wir wünschen Euch eine glückliche Ehe!
and as that wasnt very fair on kris
heres a message in a language only you speak
011100100101100100101100010001101


 
Posted : 18/09/2013 3:18 pm
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my hexadecimal joke is so new it's not funny either, apparently.

I dunno, geeks.


 
Posted : 18/09/2013 3:19 pm
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I don't take part in most threads because I simply don't understand politics or the economy.

Being aware of your ignorance has already elevated you above us pseudo intellectuals.

I sort of know everything, I have google.


 
Posted : 18/09/2013 3:20 pm
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I'm not sure if any maths-related joke is actually [i]funny[/i]...

But there's nothing like a good effort to underline your pseudo intellectual credentials... 😉


 
Posted : 18/09/2013 3:21 pm
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As much as I like the website, when was the last time Mark said anything worth reading?

The transition from 'pseudo-intellectual' to subject of mirth and ridicule is a long, drawn out and altogether unfulfilling affair...

The elf will think it's Christmas.


 
Posted : 18/09/2013 3:22 pm
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Which means it's usually this fella:

I'm sure I read about someone from here who'd just got a new wetsuit, a triathlete maybe?


 
Posted : 18/09/2013 3:23 pm
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The binary joke is so old that it's no longer funny, that's the problem

It was never funny.


 
Posted : 18/09/2013 3:23 pm
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The elf will think it's Christmas.

Don't. Now I'm starting to feel sorry for him - and that can't be healthy.


 
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