[Closed] Ebay amusement

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£100grand? does someone think its really for sale?!

Hi, we are the Downhill Funicular Racing Club. Our last funicular went off the rails due to a late braking incident combined with an experiment in bunny hopping. Unfortunately this reduced the membership of the club quite dramatically, including the treasurer, so you'll need to agree to us using crowd funding for our bid. As yours is a later model, can you confirm its top speed on the downhill? We're hoping to have 2 income streams from this. The first from transporting fat lazy cyclists to the top of the hill. So we need to know if the tracks are strong enough to transport downhill cyclists - they're much denser than other cyclists, if that helps. Also is it possible to get a ramp built into the track so we can introduce a new sport - funicular jumping? We're hoping to attract real cyclists into this sport - they're the ones who cycle up the hill and scorn the downhill. 01-Feb-14
[b]A:[/b] Sounds like you're really putting the Fun back in Funicular but please go easy on the bunnies. How many mountain bikes do you think a flying funicular could clear? This could be an excellent spectator sport, get the funicular to leap 117 end to end bicycles, with riders still attached. You would risk losing a few but there's plenty more where they came from.

I liked this one:
Q: Is the tunnel included?
A: No, I'm afraid you will have to put it in your own tunnel.

that's excellent!