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[Closed] Dutch TV slumps even lower than Big Brother...

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This time it's canibalism...

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/885462-dutch-cannibalism-storm-as-tv-presenters-deny-stunt-was-hoax


 
Posted : 22/12/2011 10:06 am
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"Dutch TV slumps even lower than Big Brother..."

Lower than BB?!?

I never in a million years believed that would be possible

The Dutch have succeeded where TOWIE, The Kardashian's, Made in Chelsea etc have tried and failed ...


 
Posted : 22/12/2011 10:11 am
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The Dutch invented Big Brother.


 
Posted : 22/12/2011 10:13 am
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I don't speak dutch, did they say it tastes a bit like chicken?


 
Posted : 22/12/2011 10:13 am
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The Dutch have succeeded where TOWIE, The Kardashian's, Made in Chelsea etc have tried and failed

Your apparent familiarity with these titles is worrying...


 
Posted : 22/12/2011 10:13 am
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Your apparent familiarity with these titles is worrying...

I occasionally read the Daily Fail website* - every other article is about this kind of trash (the 'news' reporting made-up stuff on TV - what's that all about?)

*something else that's worrying


 
Posted : 22/12/2011 10:21 am
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The Dutch have succeeded where TOWIE, The Kardashian's, Made in Chelsea etc have tried and failed
Your apparent familiarity with these titles is worrying...

But you also know they are real titles which is equally worrying ๐Ÿ˜‰

(I only know one to be a real title and that is because of the bloke who appeared on I'm a Celebrity - and he turned out to come across as a really nice guy too).


 
Posted : 22/12/2011 10:21 am
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The Dutch invented Big Brother

Ah, yeh. They've outdone themselves then.

What's the oppososite of 'raising the bar'?


 
Posted : 22/12/2011 10:22 am
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What's the oppososite of 'raising the bar'?

Lowering the bar ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 22/12/2011 10:25 am
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What's the oppososite of 'raising the bar'?

Lowering the bar

I was hoping there'd be one of those stupid flowery management-speak phrases to describe it, rather than just stating it simply ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 22/12/2011 10:27 am
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"Rushing to Poundland?"


 
Posted : 22/12/2011 10:29 am
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I don't speak dutch, did they say it tastes a bit like chicken?

Would that make it iDiet compatible (provided the target is not lardy)?


 
Posted : 22/12/2011 10:31 am
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The real gems from that piece are:

"BNN-TV previously hit the headlines in 2007 after the network claimed it would show a game show where kidney transplant patients compete for a donor organ."

That's make for a hell of a tearjerker as you'd be damn sure not all patients would make it to the final show, what a classy idea!

And Cannibalism is not illegal in the Netherlands - wtf!


 
Posted : 22/12/2011 10:45 am