[Closed] Dumbest break-ups

I broke up with a girl because of her awful dress sense. Saw her 2 years later modelling underwear for Cosmo. 😕

In anticipation of hot date, boy goes to pharmacy and asks the guy behind the counter for a large pack of condoms, with a big grin on his face. On date night, he's invited in for dinner with the family. Before eating, he gets asked to say grace. After some time with heads bowed, girl leans over and whispers "I didn't know you were so religious.." at which the boy replies "I didn't know your father was a pharmacist.."