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Petroleum Pish.
Edit: Submerged pre piddle.
Edit: pre your piddle
who are you john wayne FFS ? Zippo indeed !
I bet you flick it open then click the roller wheel...you do dont you ?
oh dear
sigh 😕
I do that thing with my jeans.
Not really.
True Grit was on earlier.
only joking with ya...I had a zippo once many a year ago.
Had this one 10 years now.
It's like the one ring, only thing I've kept so long.
You know you are are a "dude" when you master the art of holding it in one hand and flicking it open and lighting it with one movement that is imperceptible to the eye, #girlsfallatyourfeet
Of course there are the comedy moments when you see someone trying to perform the said one hand opening only to see the Zippo shoot out of their hand like a bar of wet soap and land in some hard looking geezer's pint a couple of tables away...
Edit:
Spectacular Flounce.
were you tryin to light a fart
I used to have a crap zippo copy, was always delighted when someone asked for a light (I don't even smoke) but every so often I'd set my hand on fire, and my trousers always stank of lighter fluid. Which is STILL COOL.
Saw this and thought of you... Though possibly Househusband's pissed in it
Very manly.
I've never had trouser rash off mine though.
You never know where a lighter has been. I know.
Lighting a fag off the toaster was always a late night win.