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Ooh yeah you've got to chew yer food properly. Otherwise, you end up bringing up big chunks, which makes life very uncomfortable. 🙁
I take quite a strong stance on this and would never drive after more than six pints or four if I'm on the motorbike. I'm actually a better driver after a couple, fast and smooth, the alcohol appears to enhance my reactions. Any more than six pints would just be irresponsible though so I won't do it, anyone who does is an idiot.
I tried to ride my unicycle down a set of stairs after having a few.
Never again.
That's a very responsible attitude, Rubber Buccaneer.
Can I just say driving to get a takeaway after a large bottle of Snow Grouse is exciting. And the traffic regulations become different too.
I once had a very unfortunate incident involving a micro scooter and a three bottles of wine for a tenner deal. That was daft, though I cant actually operate a car unless I have consumed at least 3 bottles of meths!