[Closed] do you dance?

Not as much as i used to, but yes.

40s/50s jive these days 🙂

Mastiles, earlier;

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Do you know the old (younger, up all night) version of me was? 🙂

There's a gay bar in Leeds called Fudge? My brother-in-law nearly ended up in a gay night in that Laaaaahndon simply called "Cock"

He only knew this as he walked into what he thought was a standard boozer, when the bouncer casually inquired: "Are you here for Cock, sir?"

[i]i fully suspect that having a mini-rave to myself listening to dirty drum and bass whilst she's trying to do something important isnt the kinda dancing she'd love me to join her in! [/i]
😆 😆

IATTQ.

Nope !.

I iz 42 yearsez old and aint dancin for nobody.
😉

One of my greatest regrets in life was crossing a Piazza in Venice in the early hours of the morning with a few drinks onboard. Just me and the wife and a busker with an accordion playing a tango. The wife wanted to dance and I didn’t. I wish I had.

thereby missing out on the blowie of your life later 🙂

thereby missing out on the blowie of your life later

Don't be daft, we're married.

I think he may have been commenting on the prowess of Venetian prostitutes Harry

Where's me vid gone? 😕

Binners; me and me mates always got asked by bouncers if we were sure if we were at the right place, whenever we tried to get into some Gay club or other. 😀 We mustuv looked a bit too 'straight'. Thing was, it were the Gay clubs which had the best soundz. And invariably, there would be loads of straight women in 'em too. The 'Gay Scene' was the most open, uninhibited (!) scene going, and you woon't get any of that boozy macho bullshit you'd find in other clubs. Never a bad night out.

I find it easier whilst wearing a hat, truth be known.

Found it! It was lurking on the 'nuke Iran' thread for some bizarre reason...

Noteeth; you've got to be careful wearing hats, as you can become overheated.

There's a gay bar in Leeds called Fudge?

Venetian prostitutes

Is there anything worse than suddenly coming round to find yourself on the dance floor with no idea how you got there, how long you've been there, what the hell you might have been doing while there and realising you now need an escape route to the bar which will avoid catching anybody's eye.

I do, I'm proper rubbish though. Even my wife abandons me on the dance floor hoping I'll stop. I don't. I carrys on and likes it.

Dancing is ace, it's such a good workout. Pity there aren't any decent places to dance for the over 40's.

I dance in the kitchen, in the shower, everywhere that a good tune is playing, can't get enough.

I'm the official unofficial celebrity transvestite robot groupie/dancer for the band Evil Scarecrow. I'm a proper bad dancer but dress me up as Slagbot (for the is 'her' name) and those same moves (including the Moonwalk, the Vegas Era Elvis, Woman Off Tales Of The Unexpected Titles, Woman Off Shake and Vac Advert) look like something that'd have 'her' winning Strictly Come Dancing.

[i]"Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire"[/i]
George Bernard Shaw

Don't be daft, we're married.

Dancing is to me, one of life's great pleasures. And I don't mean your extremely regimented ballroom dancing (though if it's for you, fair enough), I just mean getting my groove on anywhere and everywhere any decent music is playing.

In a club, I've always been the one dragging my mates (always begrudgingly) to the dance floor, and I'm usually the last one off (as long as the music is half decent). But then that could explain why I've always had a good sense of rhythm, been a DJ for years and am now doing a music production degree... Perhaps! 😉

In all seriousness though, Elf I'm gonna try and get down to that London sometime soon, you are taking me out for a night of some serious boogie fella. I've not had a good dance in ages, all my local clubs just play cheesy shite all the time. I'm feeling the NEED you could say! Oh and in case anybody is wondering, no you don't need booze or any other helpers to dance, just relax and let the music take you!

DON'T ever ask me to sing though... Couldn't do it if my life depended on it!

Not. A. Chance.

The Elf's gonna take you to a place you've [i]never[/i] bin before...

[i]it were the Gay clubs which had the best soundz.[/i]

this.

Off my face checking out all the girls that might...god i love all that. 😀

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Depends on how you define dancing. I'm pretty good at the pogo. And I have been known to slam, when the mood takes me. Occasionally I come out of retirement and teach the youngsters how to bang their heads.

Never seen any of these proper dance moves on Strictly though.

There's dancing, and there's The Mamushka!

my hero 😉

errrr...

whenever I can. It's a great thing to do, but just don't get much chance these days.

It's also a great vertical expression of a horizontal desire 😉

binners - Member

You can stick the Samba up your ass.

That has the makings of a good terrace chant

Potentially very dangerous if misunderstood...

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Elfin throwin down some phat shapes 😀

dance in a formal ballroom, latin stylee...No

soon sussed out an early age that the best place to meet lovely goth ladies was on the dance floor dancing to stuff that my mates thought was too girly..... they wondered why an ugly muggins like me managed to end up so much female interest 😀

so a tazzy mating dance to the sisters of mercy in a sea of dry ice and strobe lights Oh yes indeedy

Yeah I love it almost as much as MTBing.

I rave, I don't dance.

so why did I loose all sense of rhythm as I passed 50?

That Elfin fella.. he knows stuff.

Ghay Clubs were/are indeed the place to go to boogie on down. If you're light of mind and spirit you can dance all night, not get pushed around, stomped on, kicked, elbowed or spat on. Hardly any hasstle at all and some utterly fantastic sounds and blistering DJ's.. You just have to get over the fact that you are entering a different environment and not be soooo phased when confrunted with stuff..

Love that Party Rock, some excellent moves going on there, thanks for the linky Mr Elfin.

TJ, binners, I KNOW that's Bez, I was teasing. There's never an emoticon to suggest irony when you need one, is there?

Echo the gay scene for no pressure dance environment, couple of the guys i work with hold a lock in above the local Police Station once a year, I often wonder if the Police even know what's going on up there, but some of the greatest parties I've ever been to took place above old bill in their Canteen drinking their subsidised beer and boogieing the night away.

I love to dance, trouble is I'm now too old and to embarrassing to have anywhere near the girls that used to love to bop about with their Dad, and in anywhere other than the home I need to be pissed in order to dump the requisite number of inhibitions to get down.

There is however a very embarrassing phone video doing the rounds with me on the bloody table dancing with the 'twins' at their birthday bash, funny it looks nothing like the way I think I look...

This years xmas do will pile the pressure on to dance - no partners and the office manager girl has plumped for a cuban club with a dance floor.

the resident 'dancer' in the office is a young guy who visits pinnapple dance classes frequently, so has an arsenal of 'street' moves - but I fear that they will amount to little when the cuban music kicks in.

I loves it I do!

Last time I danced I was boppin' away to Athetha Franklin. Went over on my ankle quite badly.

Spent the next 6 days frantically trying to recover enough to be able to ride in Morzine on my first MTB holiday.

Swore I'd never dance again after that. That didn't last long...

I dance like I am possessed and women flock to me as a result. My dancing sweat is better than old spice.

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Lie is far too short not to dance.

Cheesy, but I like this...

Work like you don't need the money
Love like you've never been hurt
Dance like nobody's watching 😆

[i]Work like you don't need the money[/i]
does that mean go on strike regularly?