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...then you need the 'Apparatus for facilitating the birth of a child by centrifugal force'!!
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http://www.google.com/patents/US3216423 😯
You spend your evenings googling for what?
It's not an investment for me...... I'm out.
There was a guy in south america who got a patent for a weird birthing device last year. He was a mechanic or tradesman or something.
Bit of a random find.... haha
Does this have alternative applications I might find useful?
I was browsing weirdopedia. Some really odd stuff there!
I'm worried about those unsuspended boobies in augmented gravity, so I'm out, though it's reminded me of a joke
85yr old woman on her Diamond wedding day, greets her husband for breakfast, naked and starts telling him how she wants to spend the morning in bed as a treat.
"My nipples are so hot for you"
"Well, yes dear, I think they're trailing in your porridge"
Akira?
What?