[Closed] Dave Bingo - what sub-species do you know?

Disco Dave / Dave the Rave - slightly creepy, goes to the gym a lot, was briefly a nightclub photographer / promoter.
Stinky Dave - fairly self explanatory.
Bangkok Dave - used to live in Bangkok, believe it or not.
Fat 'Ead Dave - has a big head.

Drunk Dave
Tall Dave
Short Dave

They all post on here lets see if they recognise themselves 😉

"Call Me Dave" - our PM when he wants to be seen as down with the prole's.

Well, me, but I guess I've already been mentioned! 🙂

I also know a 'Fruitbowl Dave'!

I'm a Dave. often big Dave, I assume for my height, rather than girth.... Hmmm. Thinking about being a David now I'm nearing 40.

I also employ 3 other Daves, keeps things simple onsite for the customers. haha.

Dave the spark - He's an electrictian!
Plasterer Dave - Any guesses to his profession?
Toothless Dave aka Dangerous Dave - once got mugged on his way home and had his 2 front teeth knocked out.....

Shouty Dave (just over there across the office)
Chilled Dave (desk next to mine)
Sits in the chair all day doing nothing Dave (my ol' man)

Ginger Dave

My 2 good friends at Uni were:
Scary Dave (occasionally known as Big Dave if introducing him to parents)
Other Dave (liked to be called Delvin the Wizard, for unknown reasons)

Designated Dave

He was actualy called Ross, but our other housemate was called Dave and when he went away Daves missus snuggled upto him on the sofa, hence for the evening he became Designated Dave.

Little Dave - mate o mine who used to be a jockey.

Oh - Cambodian Dave, due to his diminutive physique. In fairness though, that's only in comparison to the rest of the group!

Dave from 'Alifax. Fettling-obsessed, balding lone Northerner who shows up on mountain bike holiday, shoehorned in alongside two big groups from somewhere else.

Wavy Davey

Dai the milk used to be our vender of cow juice.

Designated Dave - Proper LOL 🙂

party dave
naked dave
completely average dave
dave the plumber

Scottish Dave - he's not Scottish
Dopey Dave - but not to his face.

dirty dave
dangerous dave
camp david

Its all Sarahs in our life

Big Sarah
Wee Sarah
Wee Sarah N
Wee Irish Sarah
Sarah the Exorcist (after she's visited there are no spirits left in the cupboard)
Stalker Sarah
Bankrupt Sarah

Only got one Dave on my phone 'Dave Pointless'

I was at uni with Chuffin' Dave. He was from Sheffield and that was his expletive of choice. He lived with Dave, hence the need to distinguish. Dave later became known as Lying Dave when it became clear his life was a pathetic web of deceit.

Davey the Boy was so named due to his relative youngness. He's now quite old, but still D the B.

I also employ 3 other Daves, keeps things simple onsite for the customers. haha.

Cheers,
Dave

I used to know a "Dave ****-off[surname]" - wasn't much fun on a night out but often used to tag along

At uni we had

Irish Dave ( was actually Irish )
Comedy Dave ( was quite entertaining )
Dave the Rave ( did like a party )
Camp David ( a ferociously camp Dave from Edinburgh, I know its not technically a Dave but the idea of George W Bush spending a weekend in Camp David was entertaining to our peurile little minds 🙂 )

Dorset Dave. You'll never guess where he lives.

Kids in the Hall:

Big Dave.
Little Dave.
IT Dave

Downhill dangerous dave the snake (usually shortened to Dangerous dave). Brother in law.
Weirdo alcoholic dave. Neighbour. He gives me the creeps. I'm sure he's probably lovely.

Big Dave - tall and 'husky' if using the American vernacular, like most big Dave's - very warm and friendly, the archetypal good mate and likes a breakfast sandwich
Little Dave - short but insanely fit and competitive. Not aggressive bit certainly up for a heated debate. Owner of the biggest appetite I've ever seen!
Dave T - T is the first letter of his surname. Frighteningly intelligent and incisive. Doesn't suffer fools gladly.
Another Big Dave - because his forearms were as big as my thighs (and I don't have small thighs!!!)! Strangely a very sensitive and caring guy...

Annoying Dave.
Wittering Dave.
Spectrum Dave.
'Used to be with Kate' Dave.
Interesting Dave.

llama - Member

Wavy Davey

Same here - small world....say hello when you see him.

Forgot - Dave the cat. **** he was cool!

Best STW thread ever BTW. Dave's are almost universally brilliant. CMD being the exception that proves the rule - he's obviously not a [i]proper[/i] Dave!

Dave later became known as Lying Dave when it became clear his life was a pathetic web of deceit.

We used to know a Bullshit Chris.

There's a Twinkly Dave around here somewhere too.

And I know an Uncle Dave. Actually, that's not true, he's Uncle David and no-one would EVER think of calling him Dave. It would just be completely wrong.

Big Dave.
Big Daddy Dave.
Dave Dave.
Another Dorset Dave (scottish)
Sinister Dave (left handed)

Half-job Dave. Self-evident really.

At uni, we had

Stroboscope Dave (blinked more than a lot - permablink)

Err, me... And my surname begins with a T...

Dave T - T is the first letter of his surname. Frighteningly intelligent and incisive. Doesn't suffer fools gladly.

Although I wouldn't call myself frighteningly intelligent by any means.

At various points known as davetrave, hence username, for liking a bit too much to drink combined with a penchant for nakedness & drinking games inherited from life in the Forces; and Dangerous Dave, for my exploits as a younger man whilst on the regular lads' ski trips "is that a cliff? Dangerous'll jump off it...".

Also known as Turtleschwad - when I joined my regiment there were 2 of us, new Platoon Commanders, both called Dave; he had a huge head (once measured for volume, using Archimede's principle, by holding him upside and dunking his head in a bucket of water - 9 litres by the way...) so was called The Schwad, my surname's a little odd and not too distant in similarity from the aquatic animal.

If you ride trails in the Surrey Hills, most have probably heard of Tattoo Dave

not many Daves in my life....

Aussie Dave
Gay Dave
Rich Dave

here on Schermany it is Chris that replaces Dave....

Phantom Chris- GF hadn't met him for over two years. has only ever heard of him through me and used to suspect me of meeting up with girls when saying i was out for a drink with Chris

Sister's Chris - GF sister's fella. kinda unimaginative that one.

Spießer Chris - Spießer being German for snob/bourgeois/straight, all of which suit him to a T. he a lawyer to boot.

Work Chris - a little misleading as he is not the only one i work with.

Bike Chris - guy i ride with occasionally

Bus Chris - drives a bus in summer

Tantric Chris - is into esoteric stuff

then there are a smattering of Chris' that insist on being called Christopher or Christian....

I ride with Doable Dave , he got the name because every time we arrive at a tricky bit of trail his comment is always "looks doable"

Deaf Dave.
He's not actually deaf, but you do have to shout otherwise he just ignores you.

+1 Dangerous Dave

There was a kid a few years below me in school that ended up with that moniker, who was, for want of a better expression 'a few sandwiches short of a picnic'. Generally functioned ok as a human being, but very volatile, aggressive if provoked and hugely unpredictable. Was always fighting, smashing stuff, having outbursts.

He now rides around on a 50cc moped flat out (20mph....) staring at people and nearly getting himself knocked down most days.

Edit: +2

Another Dave I went to college with ended up with the same tag, he played a lot of football, rode a lot of bmx/dirtjump, smoked a LOT of weed, drank lot of cheap cider. Ruptured his spleen a couple of years back while either pissed or stoned attempting a jump on a kids bmx up the local park, handlebar hit him in the guts, nearly died. Famous in his town for pulling off a 'roof gap' on his beemex at the secondary school.

Dave the Bastard - Rides on the Thursday night. Is a physio who 'helped' with my ankle which is when he got labels 'The Bastard'. Had to prefix it with Dave as I know a lot of bastards.

Diddly Dave - My mate when growing up. He got his name after I accidentally slept with his girl friend and she compared the two of us. I felt quite good about that.

Now there's a story in itself:

"I accidentally slept with his girl friend"

Do tell.

[img] [/img] Cheerful derail[leur]!

How do you accidentally sleep with someone?
'Whoops sorry love, I was just getting it out for some air and slipped"

Midnight Dave
Miserable Chef Dave
and another Disco Dave - could be the same one, though!

They all post on here lets see if they recognise themselves

G'Dave
'vid
mad dog Dave
used to know gay Dave

knew a few other daves but my mates weren't very imaginative and nicknames were usually surname (or an abbreviation of) with a -y appended

I know a hypno-Dave. It's his job and everything. (although not sure his clients/patients call him that...)

To my inlaws I'm Dave 2 due to their other daughter already being married to a Dave.
To my Auntie I'm Little Dave due to my Dad being Big Dave.

[i]How do you accidentally sleep with someone?[/i]

I was at a party, went upstairs with one girl, went back down stairs to get some 'jonnies', went back upstairs, it was dark, went into what I thought was the right room, starting playing with what I thought was the right girl, realised it wasn't but she didn't seem to mind so I carried on. Simple mistake really.

Just in my work:
Dave B (me)
Dave B (used to sit on the desk next door before an office reshuffle)
Dave B (used to sit on the desk opposite before an office reshuffle)
Dave K (never here, always ill)

I don't know that many other Daves but lots of people know me 😀

guitar Dave (I know 2 of these)
Dave the bass

At uni there was Irish Dave in our halls who came from Ireland, and there were two Daves from Yorkshire, me n a lad from Hull. I become known as Yorkshire Dave, he was Dave, I like to think my heavy accent helped in that process, and the fact I have a whippet n flat cap glued to hand and head (you can workout which is where) Even living back in good ol' west Yorkshire I get called Yorkshire Dave. Tha knoz.

Hello Dave you're my wife now! 😯

Navy davey - no clues as to his previous occupation

Caveman dave - actually my dad, but to most other people apparently he looks a bit like a caveman

Dave dave dave (said in the style of allan partridge trying to get dan to notice him in the car park) - getting his attention was really difficult

I'm known in at least one place as Spirit-level Dave, due to a knack I had for dancing like a drunken dervish every Sunday afternoon, always with pint in hand, never spilt a drop..
I'm also one of The Three Wise Davids, in fact my user name is a bastardisation of youngster, cos I'm the oldest of the Wise Davids

I always like a good Dangerous Dave, but I think the most niche Dave I met has to be Nanda Devi Dave

I know a "Daaaaaaaave!". He's my go-to chap for all things HiFi and computers, so is a very valuable person to know.

I know a couple more Daves, one of which is handy with a kayak.

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Used to work with a handbag Dave.
Possibly the campest man I ever met.
He'd "entertain" us at lunchtimes with tales of his sordid sexual exploits.
He moved to Cornwall and is, I suspect, the gayest builder in the South West.

Worked with
Dr Dave
Boffin Dave
Cath the boffin, who we also called Dave given it was the same time as the other 2 Dave's were there and it easier to call her Dave
Chuckles Dave, as he was a miserable twonk

Ridden with Bearded Dave, he's a nice guy, (waves towards Holland!)

Actual Dave.
When our next door neighbours first moved in, they referred to any male neighbour as Dave until they found out their real name. When they discovered one neighbour was actually called Dave, he became 'actual Dave', obviously.

Haven't read the thread, but what about Dave Spart? That just about covers all the sixth form (bully boy) Marxists on here.

After a run of unfortunate shoe/canine faeces interfaces when we were kids, my brother temporarily became Dogshit Dave

Dai Young (he's still alive)
Dai Burger (actually skinny)
Dai the boot (local cobbler)

I know two Dave the plumbers, they work together as well. It all got too confusing so we christened one of them Shit Dave due to the fact that his banter was a bit crap.

The one & only Dave Breaks

I shared a flat with 4 guys called Dave when I was a student. Dave A,Dave J, Bikerdave and Salford.
At least it was easy to remember their names

I know -

Big Dave
Shakies Dave -He ran a pub called Shakespeare's
Dave The Chef - sometimes known as "shave the deaf"
Dangerous Dave -He breaks things (including himself) a lot
And lastly
Other Dave - because he's none of the above

Every Dave I know is fat.
They are all Fat-Dave.

Did my apprenticeship with "Dirk Diggler Dave". He got the name from his love of porn..
And one of the regulars in the pub I worked in was known as "Grave Dave" because he liked to drink and do lots of drugs and we all thought he'd end up in the grave pretty quickly..still going strong now, 15 years later

Wow - we're getting near a full house here!

I had a friend convert to Islam so he became Muslim Dave.

Watery-eyed Dave has watery eyes.

cloudnine - Member

Dai Young (he's still alive)

I know a song by him.........

Over the years -

Dai Clem
Dai Young
Half haircut Dave
Dai the Boat