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Think I might be getting old, still slightly miffed though. Only just found it so could have been there for a while.
Your story has touched me like none other.
Leather patches and geography teaching beckon...
You need:
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One elbow's fine so if I stand sideways I think I can get away with it.
You'll catch a thread and then there'll be tears.
And a stitch in time saves nine (if you know what you're doing).
Well fix it, dear Liza.
What have you been doing to only wear out one elbow?
Arm wrestling and life modeling.
Quick, rush it to the nearest cardieologist, you may still be able to save it
Darn it! You have a hole in your favourite cardy.
Darn it! No more hole.
Cardigan? Like wot Val Doonican wore? Just checked, he died.
Burn the Cardigan nay-sayer!
Cut the arms off above the elbow and start a new sleeveless cardigan fashion trend, hipsters will soon follow.
PS : I wasn't aware that [i]cardigans[/i] existed outside of dead people drops at charity shops.
Ho-Hum….learn something new…yadda….yadda..etc…etc...
Well fix it, dear Liza.
The straw is too long.
You wear a CARDIGAN ??
Good God man, what are you doing on this Forum ??
I'm closer to 60 years old than I am to 50, but the thought of buying a CARDIGAN has genuinely never crossed my mind.
I suppose there is hope left for the rest of us yet, eh
Postmodern ironic?
Hey I have another two without holes in them so I'm okay. Nowt wrong with cardigans and while stw is the font of all knowledge I'm not sure I would trust it's sartorial advice :-p
I bought a cardigan last year. When I got home, I was immediately instructed to return it from whence it came and never allow such a ridiculous notion to enter my head again.
Akira leads the grunge revival, I'm sure quite a few STWers have such garments lurking in the back of their childhood wardrobe:
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rush it to the nearest cardieologist
That's made my day, that has.