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[url= http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4695782/plot-to-strangle-and-castrate-justin-bieber.html ]foiled[/url]


 
Posted : 13/12/2012 3:01 pm
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WTF?


 
Posted : 13/12/2012 3:06 pm
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Murder *and* castration? Surely the former would preclude a requirement for the latter?

What were they going to do, sell them on eBay?

Weird.


 
Posted : 13/12/2012 3:11 pm
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😯

Not sure if I'm appalled or disappointed


 
Posted : 13/12/2012 3:16 pm
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Not sure if I'm appalled or disappointed

I know. I didn't think anyone read The Sun these days either.


 
Posted : 13/12/2012 3:19 pm
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Top photo journalism though, to manage to get a picture of him punching himself in the balls. Very pertinent 🙂


 
Posted : 13/12/2012 3:26 pm
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are said to have been hired to carry out the twisted killing by Dana Martin - who is serving 978 years in prison for rape and murder.

He must have been doing an awful lot of raping and murdering to get nearly 1000 years! 😯


 
Posted : 13/12/2012 3:28 pm
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After abducting the superstar it is said the pair intended to kill him strangling him with a necktie, [b]after[/b] having mutilated him with the shears.
see cougar they aren't complete idiots


 
Posted : 13/12/2012 3:34 pm
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What dance move is Beiber doing in that pic? 😮


 
Posted : 13/12/2012 3:36 pm
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Now thats a damn shame.....


 
Posted : 13/12/2012 3:37 pm
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I bet they would have got away with it, if it wasnt for those pesky kids!!!


 
Posted : 13/12/2012 3:40 pm
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I didn't think anyone read The Sun these days either.

I don't but I saw this story on the front page when I went into the grocers, and it made me think how lucky we were at our works christmas do this year:

[url= http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4695222/Gangnam-Style-dance-kills-dad-at-work-Christmas-party.html ]Gangnam Style dance kills dad at work Christmas party[/url]

the Bieber story was linked to on the right.


 
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He must have been doing an awful lot of raping and murdering to get nearly 1000 years! 😯

The odd thing is there's no mention of this bloke except in relation to the Bieber thing that I can find. You'd assume he'd make a splash somewhere on the net with that sort of sentence. It all comes from some local news station in New Mexico. Got to wonder if it's a hoax.


 
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He must have been doing an awful lot of raping and murdering to get nearly 1000 years!

I don't normally gamble but I'd shove a tenner on this fella not making the end of his sentence...


 
Posted : 13/12/2012 3:42 pm
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Gangnam Style dance kills dad at work Christmas party
I presume he died from too much vigorous activity while suffering from a medical condition or while being overweight and unfit. Bit harsh blaming korean pop music for it.


 
Posted : 13/12/2012 3:45 pm
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are said to have been hired to carry out the twisted killing by Dana Martin - who is serving 978 years in prison for rape and murder

I love the fact that the sentence is so precise. Why not just round it up or call it 'whole life'? I doubt anyone thinks 'just as well he got 978 years, I would have been gutted if he only got 900!'


 
Posted : 13/12/2012 4:01 pm
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[url= http://starcasm.net/archives/186737 ]Dana Martin unveiled[/url]


 
Posted : 13/12/2012 4:31 pm
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A quick Google failed to find any mention of him before this story, which I agree with Atlas is a bit strange.


 
Posted : 13/12/2012 6:13 pm