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If you like your insults with a Scottish lilt, you'll appreciate this
"You Melt" or "You String" are both popular in my household, no idea where they've come from.
I've been watching lots of Archer lately. Some of the insults in that are inspired.
My fave of late is quite simple though:
"Even your balls are made of pussy!"
I'm very fond of twannock.
Popular in our office is "CockWomble"
Well, based on what I shouted at the guy who got out of the car sat in the outside lane then started to cross the bus lane without looking yesterday, "tosser" is my default.
I don't really tend to be very inventive.
'lentil-munching sandal-wearing watermelons'
By a Tory MSP aimed at the Greens during today's Scottish Parliament budget vote.
Belgian is a good one because it confuses people and you can add real swearwords at either end to give it a bit more effect .
Not one that you could use in a shout out type of incident but I really like how Noel Gallagher described his brother Liam as like a fork in a world of soup .
My kids use 'moob' on a regular basis...when I ask them what it meant I got the raised eyes and they called one...still don't know what it means!
'Tool' is a favourite but for those occasions when nothing else will do:
Ya big/wee/ugly (delete as appropriate) lanky streak 'o' p&%h
Cockwombling Thundertwunt
I got called a bunch of queers by my best mate's sister once
You are so fat witted with the drink of old sac
A line from a song that I got to use the other day,
"To whatever extent you hate yourself, it isn't enough"
And one my grandma used when she was really pissed off
"I wish you only the harm that's due to you. But I hope that's a lot"
weasel dick
Dick slurpung shitlord
If any of that gets through the filter I'll be impressed. Mod note, not bypassing anything, if someone cries just edit it, they should know what to expect by the thread title.
you OAF often used by chemistry teacher bitd not heard it in years some belters up there^^ 😆
Taking a curious pleasure in the word knob used against inappropriate victims - "this computer's being a knob", "man, my car was a right knob this morning", "looks like the M5's being a knob", etc.
A favourite from back in the day is buttmunch, taken from Malcolm in the Middle.
This bl00dy thread just ended up with me calling some **** driver a "buttflake" with my 6 year old in the car.
Currently bribing him to not tell mummy despite it being his new favourite word 😥
+1 for ****ing **** if I mean it (and berk if I'm saying it politely).
Why mince your words?
I like -
You... (big [****ing]) :
Berk
Buffoon
Prune
Big Fanny
Wally
Reserved for so called 'professional drivers' ie van drivers, bus drivers and taxi drivers, who are, statistically mostly convicted sex offenders and those that aren't convicted just haven't been caught yet :
'paedo' or 'kiddy fiddler'. Best shouted through the back door you've just opened. Needs to be said with a good deal of enthusiasm followed by a swift departure because it does seem to cause a fair bit of distress.