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[Closed] Crunchy or smooth? Dog, man and peanut butter content.

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Man whose genitals were bitten off by bulldog ‘had smeared himself with peanut butter’

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-who-genitals-ripped-eaten-13520910

well I crossed my legs.


 
Posted : 19/11/2018 12:46 pm
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Nope. Not opening that link.


 
Posted : 19/11/2018 12:51 pm
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I hope, for the sake of the dog, it didn't contain any artificial sweeteners.


 
Posted : 19/11/2018 12:53 pm
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May contain nuts - or is that too obvious?


 
Posted : 19/11/2018 12:53 pm
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May contain nuts

May contain meat and two veg?


 
Posted : 19/11/2018 12:56 pm
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Mirror reader.. 🤣😳🤪

No more comment needed.


 
Posted : 19/11/2018 12:59 pm
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Mirror reader..

Intrigued Twitter user.

FTFY.


 
Posted : 19/11/2018 1:02 pm
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The dog was destroyed, that was not fair.


 
Posted : 19/11/2018 1:02 pm
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Definitely worth avoiding this guy if he stops for a piss at Fleet services, could be a lot of spraying...


 
Posted : 19/11/2018 1:05 pm
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The dog has light up eyes.  Or had.


 
Posted : 19/11/2018 1:09 pm
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Keith Laird?


 
Posted : 19/11/2018 1:11 pm
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Didn't read the article. If they destroyed the dog, the whole thing loses its comedy value.


 
Posted : 19/11/2018 1:13 pm
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Wince!

At least it’s no one from here . It says the poor fellow is 22yo.


 
Posted : 19/11/2018 1:14 pm
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Was it palm oil free peanut butter?


 
Posted : 19/11/2018 1:23 pm
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Definitely worth avoiding this guy if he stops for a piss at Fleet services, could be a lot of spraying…

Only if his bag was overfilled.


 
Posted : 19/11/2018 1:41 pm
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Well, this story was pretty messed up even before this new information.

Pretty shit a dog had to die for this. I’m lacking sympathy for the guy signing for his dog to be destroyed. I guess he didn’t have the balls to look the dog in the eye anymore.


 
Posted : 19/11/2018 1:49 pm