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I do hope you followed the Beckhams and named them after the place they were conceived in!
Bedlam?
Pickering!
Who?
i love these threads, they're great, but i'm still stuck on;
alpin
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Download an app that tracks your wife’s fertility cycle and use the info to….. Avoid her at those key times.
Bike ride? Business trip? Pub?
does one of these exist, really (not just a calendar) if so where - i will plan all of my business trips around this..
also to the OP - im sure this has been said already - just aim for the right hole.
just aim for the right hole
There are left and right ones?!
There are left and right ones?!
If she and the Sister in Law are side by side...
outofbreath
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There are left and right ones?!If she and the Sister in Law are side by side…
booom... LOL
Pickering!
Who?
It has to be done (NSFW):
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x387ezc
Although I'm amazed that even in STW an OP's requests for advice on conception ends at Ronnie Pickering...
If she and the Sister in Law are side by side…
Buckaroo!!
just aim for the right hole
https://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/small-hole-awkward-place/
?????????
Small hole
Just wait till after the birth....
Just ride the 'Babymaker' trail in Swinley Forest, it was built as a modern fertility ritual sort of thing. Worked for me (twice)...........
Just slip the Doc a tenner to put an extra stitch in to make her like new.
This may get you ejected from the delivery room, like my PO mate...
We got ours off the council, 2nd hand. Youngest was 2 so we missed the sleepless nights and (most of) the nappies 👍
Don’t google Fenton’s procedure. We would have never had a second had it not been for needing surgical remedy for this.
This reminds me of one of my mates who was less than enthusiastic about the idea of having kids but had agreed to it as his Mrs was pretty adamant. My advice was to look on the bright side, as it could take some time and he could look forward to an indefinite period of frequent shagging. A couple of months later he looked somewhat depressed when he told me it worked first go.
Amazing to read parents who given the choice again wouldn't have kids, but there;s plenty that have them and miss the easy single life as kids are too much hard work for them.
I didn't have my first till I was 46, I had 25-30 years of single life, 10 years of racing motorbikes, 300 trackdays, 160+ motorbikes, 70+ cars, holidays etc and it was all epic fun. I didn't get those with kids that couldn't get out or afford to get out. Until I had my own and for me it's massively more fun than any of that that went before, I'd rather spend aday with my 6 yr old at the park or going for a ride and spenfing £5 than spending £500 on a trackday. All the stuff done before was good but all a bit meaningless and these days holds no interest.
I am odd though as at a kids party I'm the grown up who joins in with the kids while the others look on or tap away on their phones ignoring the kids.
Each to their own as always of course but it's the best thing you could do
Has anyone mentioned those horrible prebirth classes you end up going to as a new parent? Hopefully they are banned now
We're really good friends with the people we met at ours.
Re the disinterested comment earlier, couldn’t be further from the truth. Just an acknowledgement that ultimately it’s not my choice whether we have kids. So I’m happy and hopeful...