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If only I could find the images I had of my old 2.8 Capri , 21 year old and spending most of my life sideways on roundabouts , sills always needed welding , thermostat was on the blink , used water ,drank like Alex Higgins , always looked down upon by the ladies, but such a lot of fun ,the hump in the bonnet had its uses aswell


 
Posted : 13/03/2015 10:44 pm
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BX 16 valve was another ex-company car.

160bhp and 1000kg 🙂 Plastic fantastic.


 
Posted : 13/03/2015 10:58 pm
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Bought a 16v punto on ebay for £425 for the wife 3 years ago.
Only had to change tyres, oil and a set of brake pads in the 3 years despite the man in the shop who sold me the pads saying that's a crap car. Tried to change it but wife is happy with it. If im nipping out to the shops I always grab her keys and usually end up driving miles out of my way cause its soooooo much fun to drive.
Fab car!


 
Posted : 13/03/2015 11:15 pm
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I adopted my partner's old Ka for about 8 months when she bought a Fiesta. Getting it up to speed was hard going on dual carriageways, and folding myself (6'3") into was probably a comical sight, but it was fun to drive and it could fit my old Cotic BFe in the back with the wheels off!
My finest moment was buying a set of wooden garden chairs and table, getting it out Philip (that was his name!) and realising I'd buggered it up a little bit. With both front seats right forward everything fitted in, but I probably looked mental on the drive home, folded around he steering wheel to fit in.


 
Posted : 13/03/2015 11:52 pm
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Our Triumph Dolomite. Why did we bin that car it was so much fun


 
Posted : 14/03/2015 12:13 am
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Or the Jaguar (or Mondeo as folk who don't know call them. AWD rocketship - 230bhp 'vtec' and sub 7 secs 1/4 mile plus proper wood and leather.

lolz, just in case anyone's wondering what a 7sec 1/4 mile looks like:


 
Posted : 14/03/2015 12:21 am
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My 24v probe was a nice car, handeled great though under powered. Massive boot with the seats down as well.


 
Posted : 14/03/2015 8:55 am
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Rover 75.

The Cdt is a less powerful (113bhp) BMW diesel engine. Bombproof and chain driven. Currently on 107,000 with no issues and still gets 55mpg. Plus it's got ALL the toys, elec everything, leather, wood etc... love it.


 
Posted : 14/03/2015 10:43 am
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My first car was crap but great. A MK3 metallic gold Escort 1.3L, which turned out to be a cut and shut and a potential deathtrap. But I had it for 3 years, went absolutely everywhere in it, had loads of holidays with mates as we were all leaving school and about to go our separate ways to University, Apprenticeships etc. so lots of fond memories of care free adventures all over the country in the old Escort. Even managed to woo my first girlfriend with it. To be fair the thing was pretty reliable, though needed a certain level of constant maintenance to keep her going. Taught me a lot about home mechanics and maintenance (timing belt, cylinder head gasket, servicing engine, brakes and suspension etc.).

I really don't think there is such a thing a crap cars these days.


 
Posted : 14/03/2015 11:00 am
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Or the Jaguar (or Mondeo as folk who don't know call them. AWD rocketship - 230bhp 'vtec' and sub 7 secs 1/4 mile plus proper wood and leather.

I must have missed the Honda-Jaguar co-lab on that one...

And it is a Mondeo. Better dressed but deep down it's a Mondeo (not that it's necessarily a bad thing). Doesn't have ISOFIX though or I'd have bought my old mans estate off him.

Why is it in this thread though?


 
Posted : 14/03/2015 12:18 pm
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E39 Second hand pile of poop thirsty cow.

Put right+LPG and then you know why it was one of the best cars in the world at one time.


 
Posted : 14/03/2015 6:56 pm
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[i]lolz, just in case anyone's wondering what a 7sec 1/4 mile looks like:[/i]

Meant 0-60.

[i]E39 Second hand pile of poop thirsty cow. [/i]

Yep, had one of those too. And no way a crap car from anyone's perspective.

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Posted : 14/03/2015 7:47 pm
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I meant it will be crap second hand 😆

New bushes, springs and shocks = a great handling car that will carry 4 adults in comfort.

Looks a V engine there. 540?

I love E39's though!


 
Posted : 14/03/2015 8:05 pm
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I am astonished no one has mentioned the Fiat Multipla.

I admit the looks are.....lets say challenging shall we... But they are comfortable, handle well and are not as unreliable as you might expect and very versatile.


 
Posted : 15/03/2015 12:06 am
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I had a 1.3GL Escort - 1990 in early 2000.

It was stolen twice, over two nights, reported it the first time to be told maybe I had left it somewhere else as I was somewhat worse for wear.

Second night same policeman who found it the first had asked me if I had secured it - I hadn't at that point, just taken that little black starter box that the thieves used out.

Put a Crooklock on the wheel and one on the handbrake and never bothered to repair the steering lock or ignition.


 
Posted : 15/03/2015 1:05 am
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lifestyle vehicle

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outback explorer


 
Posted : 15/03/2015 7:53 am
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2CV, first car I drove-just so much fun. Tried and tried to roll it and failed.

Hyundai Terracan, 'industrial' looks, panned in most reviews fake wood interior, but so well built, comfortable and amazingly capable. Not a driver's car!


 
Posted : 15/03/2015 8:21 am
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I had a Cinquecento sporting when I lived in Ireland and I loved it! It had great handling and was surprisingly decent at wedging things in, I think the one I had must have been tweaked in someway because it was pretty quick and it's only a 1.1! Sadly I crashed it after finding out snow on cobbles is actually slippy.


 
Posted : 15/03/2015 8:33 am
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I refuse to accept the term crap car. I had one of these years ago when I lived in Oman. Tthe hi top was great as when you bounced over sand dunes anyone sat in the back didn't hit their head on the roof.


 
Posted : 15/03/2015 8:57 am
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had the 5 door version of this in the same colours too...
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it conked out on the second day we had it and set the theme for the next 4 years.
its issues were mainly to do with it being made up from rubbish french parts as these were the bits that would fail.
it rattled constantly, the front bumper and headlights were held in place with zip ties, remote CL knackered as was the key fob, the AC didnt work, the heating needed to stay on warm to stop it from overheating, the steering wheel was wonky, it pulled slightly to the left, it loved eating tyres, rear passenger window came off its track, odometer was a bit iffy, drivers seat knackered...but it still managed to give us 60k worth of motoring. when it was running ok it was a good workhorse...i dont miss it though


 
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