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[Closed] Coronavirus: Thieves in Hong Kong steal 600 toilet rolls

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-51527043

"It's a terrible strain" said Police Spokeswoman Emma Royds


 
Posted : 17/02/2020 9:36 pm
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If they had stolen toilet seats from the police station, the police would have had nothing to go on.


 
Posted : 17/02/2020 9:46 pm
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The world is going to s***.


 
Posted : 17/02/2020 9:47 pm
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I thought you'd pick up on that


 
Posted : 17/02/2020 9:57 pm
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Robbers were probably three sheets to the wind.


 
Posted : 17/02/2020 10:09 pm
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Police are searching for a small retriever puppy...


 
Posted : 17/02/2020 10:12 pm
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Here's hoping the robbers can be flushed out.


 
Posted : 17/02/2020 10:13 pm
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Trouble is that this sort of pretty crime clogs up the cistern.


 
Posted : 17/02/2020 10:16 pm
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Officers are closing in on the suspects, almost touching cloth.


 
Posted : 17/02/2020 10:51 pm
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The sentence will be strong, and very very long.


 
Posted : 17/02/2020 10:56 pm
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Police have said the robbers may have just perpetuated another crime and are currently on a roll.


 
Posted : 17/02/2020 11:06 pm
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I'm glad I dont have to clear up the mess they left behind.


 
Posted : 17/02/2020 11:07 pm
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The Hong Kong Police are going Potty


 
Posted : 18/02/2020 12:24 am
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Although they claim they're not sitting down on the job


 
Posted : 18/02/2020 12:28 am
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I’d be surprised if they didn’t leave a papertrail.


 
Posted : 18/02/2020 2:37 am
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Must be driving the Police potty trying to sniff them out


 
Posted : 18/02/2020 7:25 am
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Perhaps the robbers were hoping for a clean sheet


 
Posted : 18/02/2020 8:04 am
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If they come forward and return the stolen goods their records may be wiped clean.


 
Posted : 18/02/2020 8:12 am
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They've caught them, but police say the job isn't finished until the paperwork is done.


 
Posted : 18/02/2020 8:44 am
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That's some bad sh1t, that is!


 
Posted : 18/02/2020 10:49 am
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Let's hope they don't flush the evidence.


 
Posted : 18/02/2020 5:44 pm
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If the police catch the perforators i hope they tear a strip off. Either a custurdial sentence or a fine that leaves them on skid row.


 
Posted : 18/02/2020 6:51 pm
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They'll find it difficult to dump the evidence

Should be an open and sh*t case


 
Posted : 18/02/2020 7:03 pm
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It’s a bum rap


 
Posted : 18/02/2020 7:12 pm
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Hong Kong Pooey


 
Posted : 18/02/2020 7:16 pm
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We have a winner.


 
Posted : 18/02/2020 7:19 pm