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 DezB
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You're gonna pay up?


 
Posted : 19/10/2011 2:13 pm
 emsz
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😯

DeZB what would your mum say!!!

'course I'm going to pay up, I wouldn't be able to sleep!!

Captjon, it was an accident, I didn't mean to steal it.


 
Posted : 19/10/2011 2:18 pm
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They always get the criminal who returns to the scene of the crime, soon you'll be listening to:


 
Posted : 19/10/2011 2:22 pm
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Posted : 19/10/2011 2:25 pm
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Do you need a lawyer Emsz?

Don't worry, I'll get you sorted with a top London legal team. You just say the word.

Technically, now you've eaten it, it is actually theft, and they can prosecute you. Technically.

If you'd taken it back unopened, then you'd have not broken any laws, as you'd not bunged it into yer bayg intending to take it without paying for it. Would just be an honest mistake.

As it stands, you have now broken the Law by eating it. You naughty girl. 😐


 
Posted : 19/10/2011 2:29 pm
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Can't beat them.... etc etc


 
Posted : 19/10/2011 2:29 pm
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Captjon, it was an accident, I didn't mean to steal it.

But we've been commanded upon threat of being labelled hypocrites if we don't treat all crimes the same...

Our hands are tied.


 
Posted : 19/10/2011 2:39 pm
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Do you need a lawyer Emsz?

Don't worry, I'll get you sorted with a top London legal team. You just say the word.

Technically, now you've eaten it, it is actually theft, and they can prosecute you. Technically.

If you'd taken it back unopened, then you'd have not broken any laws, as you'd not bunged it into yer bayg intending to take it without paying for it. Would just be an honest mistake.

As it stands, you have now broken the Law by eating it. You naughty girl.

Sounds like a trip to another shop which sells the same product is needed before returning to the scene of the crime.


 
Posted : 19/10/2011 2:40 pm
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Posted : 19/10/2011 2:45 pm
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Too late CaptJon. The crime's bin committed. a full confession's bin made. Open and shut case I'm afraid.

(Judge Elfin presiding) 😐

Emsz; you have been tried before this kangaroo court by a jury of your peers, and bin found guilty of this [i]most heinous[/i] of crimes, that of theft of a rice pudding.

I have no option but to hereby sentence you to PARTYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Bogle, Dezinald! 😀


 
Posted : 19/10/2011 2:45 pm
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Right, I've spoken to the RSPB and they say you definitely shouldn't feed Muller Rice to owls.

And they'd also prefer it if you didn't eat any more owls.


 
Posted : 19/10/2011 2:54 pm
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What about feeding beefburgers to swans? 😕


 
Posted : 19/10/2011 2:56 pm
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[i]Bogle, Dezinald! [/i]

I'm learning the steps 🙂 "Shuffelin, shuffelin.."


 
Posted : 19/10/2011 3:05 pm
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We ought to have an STW Dance Off.

Emsz and Emma82 can be judges. 🙂


 
Posted : 19/10/2011 5:55 pm
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who says crime doesn't pay?

had to go to the service desk, and the woman I spoke to was the duty manager, she was surprised, and said I could help myself to some flowers!! How cool is that?

(ok, they were being reduced anyway, but hey, flowers!!)


 
Posted : 19/10/2011 6:54 pm
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Yeah, but I bet if [i]I[/i] went back there with a Muller Rice what I'd stolen and eated, they'd have the riot squad down to give me good kicking quick as you can say 'BOGOF'. 😐

But yeah, nice to be rewarded for your honesty. 🙂


 
Posted : 19/10/2011 6:58 pm
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This senility is getting worse, I can not remember Emsz having her hands full of me this morning! Damn I hope it was good.


 
Posted : 19/10/2011 7:28 pm
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No, she had a [i]real[/i] sandwich; you just [i]think[/i] you're a sandwich. 😐


 
Posted : 19/10/2011 7:37 pm
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On todays showing one short of picnic!


 
Posted : 19/10/2011 7:57 pm
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Posted : 19/10/2011 9:49 pm
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Well in my defence of the garlic, on another occasion I paid for my food with a £10 note and was given a £20 in return instead of a £5 note. I gave that back so I'm safe 🙂


 
Posted : 20/10/2011 7:28 am
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