[Closed] confessional

Eat it! If it wasnt a 'diet' one you can feel guilty for that too! 😉

No point compounding your guilt by wasting food.

Maybe you should give it to a homeless?

Theres plenty of those at Dale farm...........

edit, S'ok

One grain of rice in every Muller Rice carton contains a sophisticated GPS tracker device, which means the Feds are probably en route at the moment. Destroy the evidence, scoff it NOW, or lob the carton out of the window and try to look sweet and innocent.

I'm now thinking they probably have me on CCTV don't they?

I should go in on my way home.

Edit, thanks DezB the slits, nice.

I'll eat it, if you won't..

[i]I'm now thinking they probably have me on CCTV don't they?[/i]

You're on the BBC website already
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Yum

I have more guilt now, but a yoghurt baby!!

A baby made of pure yoghurt?! SICK!

The confessional should be not that you nicked it (you didn't intentionally do it, after all), rather that you even [i]considered[/i] buying a Muller Rice Vanilla in the first place.

Hideous sugary pots of nastiness, the lot of 'em.

I can't be the only petty shop lifter surely. make me feel better.

Yeti, stop it. I feel bad enough already!!! 😆

nickf they're lovely actually, and only 100 calories

s'ok, I feel dirty after posting this one.

Thanks guys, no really, thanks. 🙄

😆

god I hate that bloke's voice!

One lousy youghurt??

I thought it was going to be something juicy 😳

I thought it was going to be something juicy

Admittedly I also thought that it was going to be about her pouring her creamy sauce over some meaty sausages or something.

What?

thinking about 'it'? I do that all the time anyway, that's not much of a confession!

I woon't worry about it. It's only a Muller Rice. I woon't be going back in there to 'confess' either. Best you can do, if you do feel that guilty about it, is buy another one next time you're in there, then just leave it there. Clear conscience, sorted!

I can't be the only petty shop lifter surely. make me feel better.

MPs Emsz. The people we vote for. They're far, far worse...

I've done a lot worse than shoplift in me time. I don't lose sleep over it. 😀

Actually I've still got a pair of Sony heaphones I nicked way way back in about 1989, before you were even born eh Emsz?? 😯

They've seen better days now though. Might have to go and get another pair.... 😉

I accidentally did the same thing with garlic once. I didnt go back and have got away scot free 🙂

I can't be the only petty shop lifter surely. make me feel better.

Years ago, when I was little, I was in WH Smiths with my gran. Suddenly she felt faint and fell down next to the confectionery aisle. She got a rest in the manager's office and then we went back to my grandparents' house. When we got there she discovered that a Creme Egg had fallen into her jacket's hood when she fell down, so I got to have it. 🙂

I accidentally did the same thing with garlic once. I didnt go back and have got away scot free

In Co-Op recently; got all me stuff through the till, paid for me shopping, then we discovered an onion thattud rolled off the belt and haddunt bin weighed. The till lady just bungedit in thebayg with the others. 🙂

We're probbly both going to hell though. Oh whell. 😐

Maybe you should give it to a homeless?

Give it to a homeless what? Or do you mean a homeless question mark?

Hung a pack of toilet rolls on that little hook on the trolly, did my shopping then realised when I was home that they handnt gone through the till. If I'd have known I was going to be robbing them I'd have gone all posh and got quilted or that aloe Vera stuff that's off the advert and not cheapskate John Wayne.

Give it to a homeless what?

Man, woman, child, dog, owl? I didn't think I should restrict her choice. 😀

Actually I'm not sure owls should eat yoghurt.
Maybe take that one off the list. Or at least check with the RSPB or something.

Can't G, I've eaten it

although I kept the lid, and smoothed it out, so I can show it to the till woman when I go back tonight 😳

pathetic really, my 17 year old self would laugh it this

Can't G, I've eaten it

You've eaten an owl???!!

Emsz yesterday

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although I kept the lid, and smoothed it out, so I can show it to the till woman when I go back tonight

Don't do it - they'll have a SWAT team waiting.

@clubber: holy sh** that's a seriously big glass of red wine that Richard Madeley is trying to hide there.

Exactly - he's not learnt his lesson on red wine shoplifting. It's a slipperly slope!

Given the comments on the Dale Farm thread we all should express our moral outrage that there is a thief amongst us.