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Kicking off the nothing and not important stories is the scandal that is the Aussie swimming costumes
Firth is the "Hey Check Out the Crotch" arrow
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Then they forgot to put Tasmania on the map on the costume.
So all our local politicians are complaining that they can't find a map of tassie in the swim team ( http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Map+Of+Tassie) for the punchline.
What else is up there about to displace photo's of Prince George from the front pages?
Are they laughing at him?
He looks a tad uncomfortable.
No mapotasi but now't wrong with that cameltoe. More please.
No maps in the Tri either!
Also I've not been in Scotland for a while but that is the thing in the sky?