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Is this the stupidest thing ever made? It is sooo stooooooopid!


 
Posted : 06/02/2018 7:52 pm
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It’s not great is it, filled in a bit time but can’t say I’d watch it again.


 
Posted : 06/02/2018 7:56 pm
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No Mary Elizabeth Whatsherface, no care


 
Posted : 06/02/2018 8:02 pm
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Mastrantonio?


 
Posted : 06/02/2018 8:31 pm
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aye, not fabulous


 
Posted : 06/02/2018 8:40 pm
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Passed an hour and 45 - watched it last night - it's not a repeat watch.

Ah prequel to the Cloverfield movie (just googled - that's why I recognised the trailer as it used bits from the Cloverfield).


 
Posted : 06/02/2018 8:51 pm
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You know the game where you fold a piece of paper, someone draws a head, someone else draws... everyone draws a section without seeing the bits drawn by others, you know the game. Netflix made a film by the same method and created something ugly and illogical.


 
Posted : 06/02/2018 8:53 pm
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"Netflix made a film by the same method and created something ugly and illogical."

Exactly. None of it made sense, it felt very cobbled together on a rush. An absolute camel of a film.


 
Posted : 06/02/2018 9:15 pm
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<span style="color: #444444; font-size: 16px; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto;">An absolute camel of a film.</span>

Loved by Saudis..... especially when enhanced with Botox?


 
Posted : 06/02/2018 9:20 pm
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I was just about to post a thread titled “cloverfield paradox........don’t bother as its utter shite” but I see I have been beaten to it.

Anyway, it’s utter shite... and Netflix did not make the movie,  after the studio realised they made a ****ing awful movie it was offloaded to Netflix


 
Posted : 06/02/2018 9:52 pm
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30 minutes in, I'm liking it! 😀


 
Posted : 06/02/2018 10:01 pm
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Chris o’Dowd Is funny enough.


 
Posted : 06/02/2018 10:16 pm
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all turning a bit ridiculous, It ment to be a comedy? 😀


 
Posted : 06/02/2018 10:25 pm
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You've got to hand it to Chris O Dowd, that was the weirdest/funniest/most shark jumping bit of the film.

Him and his hand should do another film... Hand of God Particle or Space Palm or something.


 
Posted : 06/02/2018 10:26 pm
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I made it as far as the scene with his hand taking his arm for a wander before I swore at the laptop and turned it off.


 
Posted : 06/02/2018 10:32 pm
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best bit of it so far! 😀


 
Posted : 06/02/2018 10:37 pm
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It’s a night for Douglas Adams

mostly armless


 
Posted : 06/02/2018 10:46 pm