[Closed] Closing Threads on the Forum

OK. Thread closed.

*reopens thread*

No.

I've seen all I need to see here.

Thread closed.

Isn't everyones answer definitive? How would it work. If we all are not right

I’ve only had one thread closed.

I’m always right.

Thread closed.

I declare this thread open from 9-6, apart from Tuesdays when it's half day, 9-1.

Thanks.

SR is incorrect

Thread closed

In that case, could someone please provide the definitive answer to the Brexit thread? TIA

Hello Tia.

I'm sorry, this thread is closing soon. Please take all opinions to the checkout where a member of staff will tell you just how wrong you are.

Of course v8

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Hang on, you didn't say this was the definitive answer. So is the thread closed?

Also, if there are follow-up questions, do you have to break out when there's a suitable answer for each of them?

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Ah it's bit the definitive answer to this thread though nicko so no need to declare the thread closed.

I believe the traditional way to do that is a picture of a minion and a microphone. Maybe with an image of Sean bean in Lord of the rings with some witty text like "one does not simply follow my posts" for good measure.

I self identify as a thread closer. It ain't closed until I say so.

Hello? Anyone still there?

Hi?

+1 me too.

I don't tend to close them as just kill them stone dead...

Jesus, what's with people nowadays. Worse than the Nazis.

Jesus, what’s with people nowadays. Worse than the Nazis.

Well I guess that just about wraps that up. Thanks everyone, see you on the next thread!

Just popped in to ask if this thread is now officially closed?

Not yet,I haven't offered my opinion.

Thread killer. End of.

Whilst I appreciate some are put in jest I'm not sure much marks you out as a bit socially dysfunctional than a '/thread closed' after putting your opinion on a discussion forum. On a par with serial  'FTFY' users. Whenever I see either I imagine the poster friendless, aged 40,  alone in their bedroom in their parent's house looking a bit like comic book guy.

in their parent’s house

in their parents' house.

FTFY

in their parents’ house.

FTFY

Depends if both of their parents are still alive and living together 😉

Depends if both of their parents are still alive and living together

If a parent is dead, ridiculing them for living with the other would be cruel and utterly wrong. Criticism only applies if they are living with both parents.

If a parent is dead, ridiculing them for living with the other would be cruel and utterly wrong. Criticism only applies if they are living with both parents.

My father is dead and I'm the age I suggested give or take. If I was living full time with my mother in my old teenage bedroom I would expect some harsh criticism to help me have a word with myself and get the hell out of dodge.

Jesus, you sound like one seriously cold-hearted dude. Worse than the Nazis.

Worse than the Nazis.

About right. To be fair if I tried living full time with my mother I would wake up one morning on the wrong end of a mauser and goose marched off the premises. In a loving and compassionate way of course - she does not want comic book guy for a son.

she does not want comic book guy for a son.

Worst. Thread. Ever.

I brought an opinion off here once but it turned out to be faulty. Who do I return it to please?

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You monster!

But what about when I want to come along here and post an answer thats only slightly relevant without checking the last posting date? Would such a policy of closure mean I had to find a relevant and up to date topic instead?

As for the thread closing/killing big hitters up there where are you when we need you...go visit the Brexit thread and put an end to it.

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You monster!

It's a fair cop. I could try and claim autocorrect or something but I would be lying.

 I had to find a relevant [s] and up to date[/s] topic instead?

It's rare anyone else bothers so i don't think you should have to worry yourself either way.

Just in case anyone finds this thread some years down the line via google, the answer is Conti Vert Pros

Kennyp. Stealth mod?

Hmmmmmmm...#undercoverfunsponge

Hitler.