[Closed] Clarkson crosses over to the other side...

....on bikes?

It's not the best chicken joke I've ever heard.

He's a bit of a twitcher apparently.

I remember somebody saying he planted one of his field with wild flowers/crops to attract more birds

lol at the southern yeti 😀

@mikeypies, yeah, so he can shoot'em

When I read the title I thought he'd opened the closet door.

From his wikipedia entry

Clarkson is also an avid birdwatcher, his favourite bird apparently being the Peregrine Falcon.[

Presuumably he'll drive up the nearest mountain in a 4x4 to get a better view. He is the best professional twit on TV.

He is the best professional [s]twit[/s] on TV.

😆

I can well imagine that there's more to him than the TV personality.

I can well imagine that there's more to him than the TV personality

What, you mean his potato head's even bigger in real life?

When he's not on TV he punches kittens and kicks babies, was that what you meant?

molgrips - Member

I can well imagine that there's more to him than the TV personality.

Of course there is.

The only place thats not true is on STW, most folk are mongs on here, lols..

I always knew Clarkson was a gay bird fancier.

Isn't this the same dude who eats Ortolans? [url= http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=29152 ]Clarkosn devours tasty but slightly inhumanly slaughted tweetie pies[/url]

Or was this just something he did one week to be a bit controversial, for money, for a mainstream outlet...

He is the best professional twit on TV.

I believe It's all just a persona created for TV ... big, brash and outspoken ... I read somewhere once that his manager (wife) helped him create the 'monster' we see on Top Gear etc

H's probably a pretty average bloke in real life.

Some like him and others don't.

So he's exactly like everyone else in that respect.

Surprise surprise.

I really don't undertstand why some people let him get them so wound up.

joao3v16 - Member

I really don't undertstand why some people let him get them so wound up.

See my post....

Clarkson....................... Professional.........................
Anyone?

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Right i'll get the shotgun- those bloody birds are keeping me from my vegetable patch......

I thought it was all rather clever.

Piece on the unfortunate tennants being ousted from County farms, so that authorities can sell the assets for £Ms...

... imediately cut to the piece about the millionaire rich chap who has just bought a lovely piece of the Cotswolds so he can enjoy his own personal views 🙄

I believe It's all just a persona created for TV ... big, brash and outspoken .

The problem with Clarkson is his schtick is that if you agree with what he says / writes - you don't understand him - the position he takes is that of a selfish idiot and he expresses views in order to make those views and people who hold them seem selfish and idiotic. So his 'Clarkson for Prime Minister' fan base are, to a large extent, the butt of his joke, and show no sign of tiring of being so. By the same measure if you are annoyed/outraged by him you don't understand him either - supposedly he's trying to make your point for you.

Unfortunately - thats pretty much his only joke, so if you get it and find it funny then thats fine, but surely it wears a bit thin after a while.

Like I said - professional twit, and pretty good at it.

Dare I say that he is what he is, a Yorkshireman?