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So what was the best joke in yors ?
what did the grape say when the elephant squased it ?
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It just gave a little wine


 
Posted : 25/12/2013 8:31 pm
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What bird can write?
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A PENguin.


 
Posted : 25/12/2013 8:34 pm
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None of the above are funny.........and neither is the fact that I'm at work. 😐


 
Posted : 25/12/2013 9:00 pm
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The past , the present and the future walk into a bar.

It was tense.


 
Posted : 25/12/2013 9:23 pm
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M'Lud some one has to work, soon be your turn not to 🙂


 
Posted : 26/12/2013 9:34 am
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What do you you use to drain your sprouts?

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And advent colander!

And yes, I'm at work too. Have been for 12 days. Back in the UK by the 30th though, so should be some Christmas left.


 
Posted : 26/12/2013 11:19 am