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Hi I'm compiling a quiz for a youth group I work with and I'm looking for some Cracker type jokes to include. Along the lines of: How many legs does a horse have? A. 6 forelegs at the front two at the back.


 
Posted : 14/12/2010 12:18 pm
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What cheese is best for hiding horses in?

Mascapone


 
Posted : 14/12/2010 12:30 pm
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Thank you for your cheesy joke pdf


 
Posted : 14/12/2010 12:36 pm
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What's ET short for?

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He's got little legs.


 
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Why does Tigger smell?

Because he's always playing with Pooh.


 
Posted : 14/12/2010 12:42 pm
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Very good Scott


 
Posted : 14/12/2010 12:45 pm