[Closed] Christian Hotel Ruling

well i'm going to swan off and make myself some krispie cakes. obviously i'll weep into the mixture at the exploitation of the cocoa...

AHA! my plan to out your true feelings worked, you've been on the swans side from the start!!

phil 1, mitch 0

*tears of my knitted winning suit and dances*

barnsleymitch - googlefight says there are;

539,000 [i]decent god fearing, hotel owning nazi couples[/i]

but only

1 [i]heavily made up, cross dressing swan that had (alledgedly) been sniffing poppers and was hell bent on getting all jihad on you because you had looked at it funny[/i]

Frankly, I'm appalled - where is this swan going to find like minded individuals?

Aye it's true, I love a heemasexual royal bird I do...

Just spotted what the Daily Mail think of all this...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/58391813@N00/5369140647/

Hey what happened to my post?

I linked to this
http://www.guyzhotel.com/

wondering if they should be made to take in straight men (hur hur)
an pointing out that i had been refused admission to places based on my style of shoe let alone any lifestyle

oh, and i did ask, if they wanted to be treated like everyone else, wasn't that what happened?

Frankly, I'm appalled - where is this swan going to find like minded individuals?

[url]www.singletrannyswan.com[/url], I'd have thought

And it's a god-awful song anyway.

I reckon the sheer awfulness of that song is the closest anyone's yet come to proving the existence of a god. Given the huge talent of both Stevie Wonder and Mr Thumbsaloft, only divine intervention could have made that song quite so terrible.

Sorry forgot who I was talking to for a moment earlier.

So, who would win in a fight between a decent god fearing, hotel owning nazi couple and a heavily made up, cross dressing swan that had (alledgedly) been sniffing poppers and was hell bent on getting all jihad on you because you had looked at it funny?

I don't know, but I for one would be willing to give my life for their right to have that fight.

And grumm, I would gladly give my life for you to give your life to watch that epic match between a big gay drug crazed bird and some old nazis. Bless you sir, youre a credit to the nation.

There are some Basque separatist Swans round here, 'proper naughty'

wondering if they should be made to take in straight men (hur hur)

They are.........the law requires them to.

All it needs is for a straight man to be refused a booking (for being heterosexual) and they will have fallen foul of the law.

Fancy putting it to the test CharlieMungus ? Personally I wouldn't choose to spend the night in a hotel full of shirtlifters whilst there are plenty of hotels which cater for people like me - who don't fancy geezers.

I'd like to see a swan, Basque separatist or otherwise, try and take a cheeseburger off a penguin.

You'd have a proper fight on your hands then

Fancy putting it to the test CharlieMungus ?

How on earth could [i]I[/i] put it to the test? What assumptions have you made about me?

What assumptions have you made about me?

I made the assumption that you weren't gay. But that's no problem ....... get someone to put it to the test on your behalf - if you are concerned that Guyz Hotel aren't complying with the Sexual Orientation Regulations 2007

I made the assumption that weren't gay.

I'm not

if you are concerned that Guyz Hotel aren't complying with the Sexual Orientation Regulations 2007

I'm not

So why even mention it then ?

This daily mail cartoon makes no sense whatsoever!
http://www.****/coffeebreak/cartoons/mac.html
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Why would the gay couple have a swastika tattoo? They wouldn't be nazis! Homosexuals were persecuted in nazi germany. i'm beginning to wonder if the daily mail is the journalistic masterpeice everybody thinks it is...

They wouldn't be nazis! Homosexuals were persecuted in nazi germany

You obviously don't know about the gays in the Nazi Party, or those in the swastika loving National Front.

But I get your point. The way the cartoonist in the Daily Mail depicts two gay men is quite frankly absurd.......they hardly look gay.

Still, at least no one can accuse the Daily Mail of following narrow stereotypical prejudices in this instance.

You're obviouly going to the wrong gay clubs 😉

they hardly look gay

who's stereotyping now?

who's stereotyping now?

Me, in the case of referring to the depiction as not looking typical. But that might be because I understand the purpose behind cartoon caricatures.........[i]"to exaggerate or distort the essence of a person or thing to create an easily identifiable visual likeness"[/i]

[b] I'm not [/b]

So why even mention it

what? Why mention what?

I'll let you try and figure that one out for yourself CharlieMungus

🙄

You mean you don't know

In my experience, any couple of the same sex who would like to share a bedroom need only transport two mountain bikes to said hostelry.

I have done this on many occasions and have never experienced any problems.

It does raise the odd eyebrow when one confesses to a 'dirty weekend' when asked at the breakfast table though.

At this point a loud cough and a reference to the 'wife/husband waiting at home' by one or other of the contestants seems to suffice.

That's the thing about swans, damn them. They only break arms. Legs? Oh no, too busy for legs. Necks? As if.

Saying that, I'm considering setting up an 'agency' of swan debt collectors. I know at least they will only have the ability to break arms. Strange that.

Why would the gay couple have a swastika tattoo? They wouldn't be nazis! Homosexuals were persecuted in nazi germany.

The Oldest Known Symbol
The swastika is an ancient symbol that has been used for over 3,000 years. (That even predates the ancient Egyptian symbol, the Ankh!) Artifacts such as pottery and coins from ancient Troy show that the swastika was a commonly used symbol as far back as 1000 BC.

But I doubt the Daily Mail cartoonist is aware of this.

But I doubt the Daily Mail cartoonist is aware of this

MAC?? I think he probably is.

Yeah that's true.

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whilst the history lesson on the symbol is true I doubt very many people would see it and see anything oither than a nazi with a swastika these days due to the associationwith the Nazi's.
How many non Nazi's do you htink have a swastika tat ?

How many non Nazis do you think have a swa[s]stika[/s]n tat ?

Yeah, my point exactly.

Pogo - Member

The Oldest Known Symbol
The swastika is an ancient symbol that has been used for over 3,000 years. (That even predates the ancient Egyptian symbol, the Ankh!) Artifacts such as pottery and coins from ancient Troy show that the swastika was a commonly used symbol as far back as 1000 BC.

Just to be pedantic, your dating is completely cocked up.

The pyramids themselves go back almost 5000 year and there were plenty of other symbols inside those, and as far as I'm aware there are plenty of other symbols known prior to ancient Egypt, for instance in cave art or carvings, that don't include swastikas.

I would suggest that an older symbol that comes to mind, that can be found carved into rocks in this country, would be the maze or labyrinth.

But I doubt the Daily Mail cartoonist is aware of this.

🙄

Carry on - back to discussing evil swans or whatever.

Just to be pedantic, your dating is completely cocked up.

The Romans also ate swans which shows they were truly the apex predator of the ancient world.

Hitler didn't need to look as far back as the Romans for inspiration for the use of the swastika,
112 Squadron of the RAF had swastikas on some of their Sopwith Camels. Swastikas also appeared on French, Latvian, Finnish, and American, war planes.

There was a Swastika Laundry in Dublin for years. Confirms that the Irish are a bit racist really.

British government issued war savings coupon :

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Nice one Ernie! 🙂

Well, you learn something new every day, eh?

duckman - Member

Just to be pedantic, your dating is completely cocked up....
I didn't start getting pedantic pogo,But since we are

all I did was copy and paste something from somebody elses website, cool yer boots man!

I like that though Ernie. 🙂

Only kidding pogo,after all we are also debating debt collecting swans.