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[Closed] Chaffage on the little man... from cycling!

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I think you're still suffering on your own.

You just have a lot of people pointing and laughing at you as well, now.


 
Posted : 25/05/2012 12:04 pm
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It's hard knowing you're suffering....

You get hard knowing you are suffering? There are professionals available if you like that kind of thing.


 
Posted : 25/05/2012 12:07 pm
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They've all got different helmets in that picture [s]of[/s] posted by scaredypants 😯


 
Posted : 25/05/2012 12:09 pm
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sooty - you missed trying to make a joke out of the 'raise the profile' bit...


 
Posted : 25/05/2012 12:10 pm
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You need to toughen the old chap up a bit.

Try using turps instead of lube next time you bash the bishop.

You'll soon have skin like a deep sea fishermans fingers. And besides, any warts, knobbles and rough patches that develop will only please the ladies more.......


 
Posted : 25/05/2012 12:11 pm
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try this...seems to be designed for the very problem your plagued with
http://www.assos.com/en/19/singleProduct.aspx?cat=6,19,31,36&prod=352

USAGE?
Apply a thin layer of gel directly to clean dry skin in the affected area. A lengthy massage is not required.

INDICATION?
Suitable for relieving discomfort and repairing skin damage caused by friction of the genital area against the saddle. Effective, long-acting performance due to the use of natural ingredients with an anti-irritant, skin normalizing action, which aids the normal tissue repair processes. Formula based on natural ingredients, containing no colorants, perfume or preservatives. Suitable for men and women, all skin types.


 
Posted : 25/05/2012 12:26 pm
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Try using turps instead of lube next time you bash the bishop.

😯

Are you female?


 
Posted : 25/05/2012 12:34 pm
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A lengthy massage is not required.

I might censor that bit of the instructions if I can find someone to apply it for me 🙂


 
Posted : 25/05/2012 12:35 pm
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Was wearing new shorts

Fresh out of the packaging? Need to wash before the first wear or you'll get chafed. Not that I ever forget this important advice, oh no.


 
Posted : 25/05/2012 12:47 pm
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Am also getting chafage, but in the, er, inner thigh area.

Only happened after I put on piles of weight.

So there's you're answer, Yeti, [url= http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/another-british-teenage-obese-story ]you're clearly the obese scourge of normal society and should be ridiculed at all costs (especially by hora).[/url]


 
Posted : 25/05/2012 12:57 pm
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