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[i]My missus said that she though men were finding the amputee presenter attractive because the end of her stump looks like a vagina; I said it has a kind of hermaphrodite quality because of its phallic form - a kind of vagina at the end of a penis.[/i]

Now that has elevated this thread even further into the realms of the weird.
Pass the mindbleach, someone.


 
Posted : 03/02/2009 11:57 am
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My missus said that she though men were finding the amputee presenter attractive because the end of her stump looks like a vagina; I said it has a kind of hermaphrodite quality because of its phallic form - a kind of vagina at the end of a penis.

WTF. Mindbleach this way too please, I cant and dont even want to think about any of that. It is utterly wierd, and slightly worrying that this thought process occurs.


 
Posted : 03/02/2009 12:16 pm
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this is turning into a david cronenberg film... breasts with eyes next i tell thee.


 
Posted : 03/02/2009 12:28 pm
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[i]My missus said that she though men were finding the amputee presenter attractive because the end of her stump looks like a vagina; I said it has a kind of hermaphrodite quality because of its phallic form - a kind of vagina at the end of a penis.[/i]

Whooooooaaaaaa.OVER-ANALYSIS!


 
Posted : 03/02/2009 12:32 pm
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I would suggest a Freudian root to the phenomenon.

When a boy sees naked females, they notice the absence of a willy where to them, one should be.. this then becomes associated with sex later in life, thereby creating a link between sex and missing body parts.


 
Posted : 03/02/2009 6:25 pm
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Pass the mindbleach, someone.

There is no such thing, as Mindbleach. Once the mind is stained, it is stained forever. Only death can free you from the torment and pain....


 
Posted : 03/02/2009 6:43 pm
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Can we get back to Sarah-Jane please. (clicked on this thread 'cos I was surprised it was still going-last few posts have wierded me out a bit :?)


 
Posted : 03/02/2009 7:03 pm
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Konnie does it for me........ Anyone got her phone number?


 
Posted : 21/12/2009 7:05 pm
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Holy thread resurrections batman!


 
Posted : 21/12/2009 7:09 pm
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rossi, you need to get broadband mate.


 
Posted : 21/12/2009 7:12 pm
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think he's just been watching weakest link


 
Posted : 21/12/2009 7:12 pm
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>think he's just been watching weakest link

Yup, thought the same. No doubt some left handed googling found this thread ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 21/12/2009 7:15 pm
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Nah, for me it has to be Kari Byron one of the Mythbusters presenters.


 
Posted : 21/12/2009 7:20 pm
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This is apparently one of the top threads of the year!!


 
Posted : 21/12/2009 10:40 pm
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Father, forgive me for I have sinned.....

I've developed a 'thing' for Nina (but it's not for her neurons). My kids love watching it, so there's no escape - the accent, the boundless cheeriness.

help

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Posted : 21/12/2009 10:45 pm
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Or how about presenter that have moved on since kids tv, like Holly Willoughby?


 
Posted : 21/12/2009 10:52 pm
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its the pig tails init!


 
Posted : 21/12/2009 11:41 pm
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...Literally wiping tears from my eyes now.

STW at its purile, random bestest. ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 22/12/2009 5:47 am
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She's on now, very hot.


 
Posted : 22/12/2009 8:54 am
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But current Children's TV presenter is.

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Posted : 22/12/2009 9:03 am
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zoe has always floated my boat as does the lady that Hora posted, she's lovely!


 
Posted : 22/12/2009 9:40 am
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There is a Youtube video of Sarah Jane getting her first tattoo, a pair of wings, nice.

Agree with Genisis on Kari from Mythbusters, then of course ther is Donna from 'That 70's Show'........... ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 22/12/2009 9:43 am
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[i]There is a Youtube video of Sarah Jane getting her first tattoo, a pair of wings, nice.[/i]

Her brown wings?


 
Posted : 22/12/2009 10:27 am
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Sarah Jane looks like a 12year old boy. Not good.
Nina, on the other hand, is absolute filth.


 
Posted : 22/12/2009 10:52 am
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Justin from Gigglebiz and Something special gets my vote - he's a hunka hunka BSL'ing, crossdressing love!


 
Posted : 22/12/2009 10:56 am
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Posted : 22/12/2009 11:15 am
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A bloke in the office has just read this thread and thinks it is all wrong in so many ways ... dont know what he thinks of me but i am still not getting the stump looking like a vagina thing ... Oh Noooooooo

By the way Kari from Mythbusters, all in one piece and not missing anything and very hot.


 
Posted : 22/12/2009 11:25 am
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Big J??

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Not my type


 
Posted : 22/12/2009 11:37 am
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Hubba Hubba!


 
Posted : 22/12/2009 11:41 am
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That milshake girl makes my day she is cute as you like. Good call that man.

Whoever posted the girl from Lazytown needs to take a long hard look in the mirror though that's just wrong on so many levels.


 
Posted : 22/12/2009 11:42 am
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I think its good shes on tv.my kids are so laid back about it.they talk about it like i would talk about someone not wearing a hat.its just another everyday observation to them.they dont find it odd at all. sad how we are born so open minded and then get "polluted" with other peoples negativity...


 
Posted : 22/12/2009 11:47 am
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[i]Whoever posted the girl from Lazytown needs to take a long hard look in the mirror though that's just wrong on so many levels. [/i]

pulls up chair, reaches for mince pie. Fred and Labrat to the thread please...


 
Posted : 22/12/2009 11:49 am
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Katie from "I can cook" is too smug.

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Posted : 22/12/2009 11:58 am
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What about an oldie but still a goodie - Michaela Strachan?

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Posted : 22/12/2009 11:59 am
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Carrie from Popshop

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Posted : 22/12/2009 12:17 pm
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The amputee was on earlier and my 3yr old asked 'daddy why does that lady have a funny hand'......


 
Posted : 11/01/2010 6:46 pm
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I used to like Sarah-Jane on Higgledy House but that may of been due to the fact she didn't speak. Once I saw her on Tikabilla (and she was talking) it sort of ruined it.

Now, as others have said, Milkshake is excellent viewing.


 
Posted : 11/01/2010 7:26 pm
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Jen off Milkshake......hmmm


 
Posted : 11/01/2010 9:30 pm
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my wife reckons the amputee looks really filthy. I tend to agree, or maybe I'm just imagining its true.

Its all so wrong


 
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