[Closed] Can you pass the UK Citizenship test? I didnt so I have to leave the country

OOPs - wow some irrelevant questions for determining citizenship. The only one I was embarrassed to get wrong was The Council of the European Union.

But the dates and other ?s seem far too abstract.

23/24 using google

You scored 17 out of a possible 24

You have failed, the pass mark was 75% According to the Life in the UK Test, you have insufficient knowledge of the English language or of life in the UK to remain

where are we all going? Bolivia for me I think

ernie_lynch - Member

Well the stated purpose Northwind, was to make it more difficult. I think they have probably succeeded.

Good point, well made.

63% here so they need to deport me 😆

Actually if you have revised for the test you can easily get 100% correct answers within 5 mins or less. Yes, it's that easy.

Good point, well made.

Thanks 🙂

Thirteen. 😐

Most of those questions are crap anyway; as pointed out, the one about Halloween. 🙄 Teh ironings....

16, but its ok im Scottish and dont want to be part of the UK.

Well, you must live a miserable life then, cos I'm afraid you have to wether you like it or not. Hey ho, life is so unfair sometimes eh?

What kinds of questions do the panel feel would be a better test of understanding life in modern Britain?

I'll start shall I?

How should you react if a person cuts ahead of you in a queue? (Select 2)

a) approach the person and berate them
b) complain to an official or worker in the establishment
c) look upwards, raise your eyebrows and make a barely audible "tut" noise
d) sigh and look at other people in the queue
e) what's a queue?

9. It's all stuff I don't need to know.

I'll start shall I?

How terribly British of you to ask for permission.

Johnny Foreigner wouldn't understand.

You pass the test GrahamS.

12. You are in a pub on a night out, and someone is staring at your girlfriend, how do you respond?

a) Ask them 'what the **** are you looking at?' in a loud aggressive voice
b) Give them a 'Glasgow Kiss'
c) Invite them to join in a Premiership footballer-style 'spit-roast' of your girlfriend

It's all stuff I don't need to know.

Oh hark at him ........."I'm not a foreigner".

12. You are in a pub on a night out, and someone is staring at your girlfriend, how do you respond?

a) Ask them 'what the **** are you looking at?' in a loud aggressive voice
b) Give them a 'Glasgow Kiss'
c) Invite them to join in a Premiership footballer-style 'spit-roast' of your girlfriend

d) do nothing. Instead come home and complain about it on singletrack world.

d) do nothing. Instead come home and complain about it on singletrack world.

🙂

epic fail, glad I got out before I was pushed

Damn double post!

15/24 here

Can i have a window seat please

21, no use of Google. Sorry everyone, I'm staying.

11 here and i can honestly say i guessed about 50% of them. I think this proves that any successful new citizens are either smarter than we are or can memorise lots of mundane, useless facts with no understanding of them from a book.

i notice nobody has scored top marks yet either.

15, but its ok im english and dont want to be part of the UK. 8)

just a thought but is that the whole test or just the trickiest 24 questions that the guardian could find in order to get malcom and cressidra tut tutting into their lattes ?

I think this proves that any successful new citizens are either smarter than we are or [b]can memorise lots of mundane, useless facts with no understanding of them from a book[/b].

13, but then I left the UK 17 years ago.

hahaha looks like I'm off to Italy where Euros, a few of them, will allow me to stay in the country for as long as I like..

Here you have to answer questions not even 10 yr olds can answer..

A few years ago an American who worked for me was taking it, so I had a go - and failed...

But one of the questions was actually incorrect - forget the exact question/answer but it was along the lines of:

Question - In the late 19th century from which country did many immigrants settle into the UK?
Answer - Poland

Note on map:

http://www.euratlas.net/history/europe/1900/index.html

14.

????? ???????? ??????!

14.... I'll get my coat....

15.

I'd like to go to France, thanks 😀

The inaccuracies of the questions/answers of the citizenship test was discussed on Radio 4 yesterday.

Foreigners just need to get used to the inefficiencies of British bureaucracy.

And learn how to whinge about it along with the weather. Whilst sipping warm beer. It's what makes being British so special.

13 - Fail

17, good job I'm moving to the continent in a few weeks. Last one out, please turn the lights off.

19

Do I have to stay?

16 but guessed at a few. I'm off...

Ouch 16. I can't find my passport. Panic!

15
Incidentally, the number of years since I left the UK 8)

Apart from 23 and 24, I had to guess on all of them, and scored 11.

So now just leaves the one hard question, France or Canada?

14 here
there'll be no-one left soon

RealMan - Member
Apart from 23 and 24, I had to guess on all of them, and scored 11.

So now just leaves the one hard question, France or Canada?

14 too!

10; those questions are ridiculous.

Is that what 'the establishment' think is general knowledge about the UK and what it means to be a Bristish Citizen?

OMG

Failed too.

Maybe that's the trick - that anyone who cares enough to get the questions right is the wrong sort of person...

14 here.
igmc.

9

Why were recruitment centres set up in the West Indies in the 1950s?

I wasn't around in the 50's 🙄

RealMan - Member
Apart from 23 and 24, I had to guess on all of them, and scored 11.

Slightly concerned that you had to guess what the speed limit was on a single carriageway. 😀

You scored 9 out of a possible 24

You have failed, the pass mark was 75% According to the Life in the UK Test, you have insufficient knowledge of the English language or of life in the UK to remain

I am thick and I will go and pack my bags now

You scored 20 out of a possible 24

Well done! You are above pass level. You have, according to the test, successfully revealed your knowledge of the English language and of life in the United Kingdom

\o/ My ability to retain useless facts comes through again!

I got 8, 14, 18 and 24 wrong. Nearly put 'Hide from them' on the trick or treat question. Which I thought was a bit odd being on there, always thought of trick or treating as being more of an American custom.