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Best mondegreen ever?


 
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'Scuze me while I kiss this guy....


 
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Ken Lee, tolibu dibu douchoo

Also, bonus magnets


 
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Roddy Doyle! Roddy Doyle! Roddy Doyle!


 
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shifting up my boobs, going back to my roots.


 
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Making love with his eagle.


 
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“Piss all over the table.. she’s just a devil woman with evil in her eyes”


 
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The prophet stared at his crystal ball..


 
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Hold me closer Tony Danza


 
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Tonight,

I sellotape my glove to you.


 
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It's a hard egg.

Nothing's but a hard egg.


 
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“A year has passed since I broke my nose
I should have known this right from the start”


 
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Pearl Jam's "Jeremy" starts off in an East Lancashire cinema.

"At home at, Darwen pictures."


 
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And ABBA's Super Trouper starts similarly salubriously:

"I was sick and tired of everything,

when I called you last night from Tesco."


 
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Sue Lawley

no matter how many times I listen to this, this is all I ever hear.


 
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“Bill oddie, bill oddie, put your hands all over my body”


 
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[i]I can see you
Your breasts keep shining in the sun[/i]


 
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Arsene Wenger! Lion King theme


 
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Tears for fears -

zoing the seeds of love. Classic.


 
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Oh oh and I'm also into cats -  https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LucfKdukf10


 
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Is that a stool pigeon?


 
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You're halfway there ... 🙂


 
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Tonight,

I sellotape my glove to you.

This is my new favourite 😁


 
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It's a long way to the top if you wanna sausage roll.


 
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‘Scuze me while I kiss this guy….

I once used this as a headline on a story about Jimi faking homosexuality to get out of military service. Made it into Press Gazette and everything.

😀


 
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And I now have Iron Maiden as an earworm.

🙁


 
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Is it the look in your eyes or is it these dancing Jews


 
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Cliiiiiiimb every woman....

Chaka Khan.


 
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Like a Cilla Black fan on bike....


 
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I didn't know Madona had a lisp until she sang about a "leper cwossing".....


 
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Don't drink goat's milk, what do you do?


 
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You’re halfway there

Oh, well played, yes.


 
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I butter my shoes and I’m ready for the weekend


 
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we make love in a femidom- sister sledge we are family


 
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"we make love in a femidom- sister sledge we are family"

I literally don't even know what this is supposed to be if it doesn't say this! It has always been 'femidom' to me lol


 
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There’s a bathroom on the right

Bad moon rising


 
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Smack my picture.


 
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No matter what we brie

We still are made of cheese

This is my singledom

This is my singledom

When you pull my ears

Look into my eyes


 
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Incidentally,

I'd never heard the term "mondegreen" until today, so thanks for that.  Every day's a school day.

The etymology is glorious.  in 1954, writing about how as a girl she had misheard the lyric "...and laid him on the green" in a Scottish ballad as "...and Lady Mondegreen".


 
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Like a nine stone cowboy adeet dee😁!


 
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No, but you can have canapes with them.

Oh, it appears I can't have accented characters.


 
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Réally?


 
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😆


 
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You cãn, just hold the letter and a sub menu pops ûp.


 
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A resolution to Jimmy Cliff's love triangle:

I can see Deirdre now Lorraine has gone


 
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I wear goggles when you are not here.

And Family Guy has it spot on - most of Sting's lyrics are incomprehensible until the last few words.


 
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"Oh yes I want to know
where you got your nose from..."


 
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Sex Pistols
"Your future dream
Is a sharpened scream"


 
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Sweetness, I was only joking when I said I'd like to, mash a beetroot in your hair.

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OK, how do we embed videos now please?


 
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"Oh, there's a fitty on the train"


 
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"Scuse me while I kiss this fly"....is all I've ever heard since I saw Cheech and Chong's Next Movie in 1980.


 
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Madonna -La Isla Bonita:

Young girl with eyes like potato


 
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I'm sure at two points in wanna be startin' somethin' Michael sings:

You're a vegetable, you're a vegetable.

I want the same on the side of my croissant.


 
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Shout out to my eggs!


 
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Woman retard,

Woman retard,

Newbury!

Newbury!

Newbury!

Newbury!


 
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'Trees don't grow...'


 
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Corned beef (corned beef), oh love,

When you're ready we can share the wine, corned beef


 
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Anna Friel ...

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(is that right, what I think the thread about?)


 
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As a follow up to cougar's, love this Maxell ad.

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I wear goggles when you are not here.

I remember that one. Also "My cat grubmles when you are not here".


 
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Can't stand gravy.


 
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