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Can’t be stillborn, because I’m alive.
Can’t be a cockroach licker, because when 14 I remember distinctly stamping on about 100 of them when they crawled all over my bedroom walls.. (Florida)
So, erm.. no.
I prefer the shakesperian version
Thou gorbellied ill-nurtured writhled shrimp!
http://www.literarygenius.info/a2-shakespeare-insult-generator.htm
"Bald cocksplurt bender"
I'm struggling to argue....
leg humping nugget wiper
I'm remembering that one, i work with a few of them!
annoying gaylord blender
"Cap Tainf La Shheart"
No idea if that's good or bad
dried out magot detector
Flaps Basher
seen the day maybe, but not recently.
"paunchy dismal-dreaming nut-hook".
I refute that. I do not have a paunch.
‘Pirate Graduate”
🤔
"Bearded tea-bag dingleberry"
Well I certainly have a beard 🙂
Stinky cockstorm sucker.
Oo-er.
**** Sample.
Which is fair.
Knob dictator! Happy with that.
Lonely Llama Sniffer
"Rectal stain butler"
Oi Jeeves, polish this one off!