Went to Bruges last week. Lovely place, can't recommend it highly enough, but as me and my gf were walking around enjoying the lovely sights, architecture, some 'installations' of modern art, statues and, canals and cobbles, I couldn't help but laugh on overhearing one conversation between a girl and her fella...
"I love all the art round here"
"Yeah"
"Look at that, it must be modern art. Let me get a photo of you"
"ok"
She then took a photo of her fella standing in front of a pissoir
😀
THEY'RE FILMING MIDGETS!
Ken: Coming up?
Ray: What's up there?
Ken: The view.
Ray: The view of what? The view of down here? I can see that down here.
Ken: Ray, you are about the worst tourist in the whole world.
Ray: Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't.