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My car was broken into overnight, they've rifled through my CD's but taken nothing.
However, they have left behind santander debit card belonging to a Mrs Wilkinson.
I've asked our street's FB group if anyone knows her, and I've phoned the bank to cancel her card.
Is there anything else I ought to do?
Maybe it was Mrs Wilkinson who broke into your car?
New Bike!
If it was her wouldn't she have taken my CDs??
Presumably hand it over to the investigating officer?
Investigating officer???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I want to know how shit your CDs are if they didn't want any of them...
haha! New Bike, I like your thinking! I can explain to wife that I found the new bike in the footwell, alongside the bank card.
Broke into my car, left something behind
I read that title and expected far, far worse 💩
My car was broken into overnight, they’ve rifled through my CD’s but taken nothing.
Change your music taste. It is clearly poor.
I want to know how shit your CDs are if they didn’t want any of them…
When my missis car was broken into, (long time ago) the tape player was nicked, (see - long time!) but they ejected and left the Take That cassette that was in the slot at the time! Harsh.
Whodafk would steal CDs?
Yes, I've put all my CDs onto cassette tapes.
Hopefully the SIO will recognise the MO of the OCG. After the CID have done an ANPR and PNC check , maybe there is a CHIS lead with an AM leading to a bunch of scrotes than hang out at KFC.
Whodafk would steal CDs?
Who still uses CD's?
Ftfy
Who doesn't still use CDs?
FTFY.
CDs are awesome. Except those belonging to the OP.
haha! New Bike, I like your thinking! I can explain to wife that I found the new bike in the footwell, alongside the bank card
well actually i was thinking, new bike to console yourself... but "guess what else i found in the car!" might work too
I broke into some bods car the other day but his CD collection was so poor I ended up leaving him a debit card (I'd just taken off an old lady) so he could buy something better....
When my car was broken into, they left all the CD's (when CD's were a thing). Most were 'copies' of the original. They didn't touch the 'original' Darius CD for some reason. 🙂
Some folk don't know musical taste when they see it OP, except for @fossy! DARIUS I'm surprised the car wasn't a burned out wreck when you returned.
I swear I don't know how it got there.......
I am Mr Wilkinson.
My wife asked me to break in to a car and leave her credit card so that the owner could buy some new CDs.
I was in such a hurry I forgot to leave a note.
Is this a really convoluted way of hiding an affair?
My GF’s car was broken into into some years ago and all they took were some Tunnocks tea cakes.
Thus confirming that scrotes have taste, and your music is bad.
I bought a second hand car some time ago with a CD changer. Turns out it had a couple of really crap CDs in it (can't really remember now). And they weren't even originals.
Karma was astisfied when I sold it though, as I left all 6 slots with my metal/rock awesome CDs in!
Reckon your thief is under 35 or so, as I can't say I've had any use for CDs. Appreciate this does not narrow things down much.
30 odd years ago my mate had 2000 ‘LP’s nicked. The only ones they left behind (in the middle of the room) were the Status Quo ones! 😀
Louise Wilkinson by any chance
tthew
Full MemberWhen my missis car was broken into, (long time ago) the tape player was nicked, (see – long time!) but they ejected and left the Take That cassette that was in the slot at the time! Harsh.
rust bucket Datsun stolen many a year ago with the Cramps cassette from the stereo left on the kerb.
I say stolen, it might have just crumbled into dust and blown away overnight
30 odd years ago my mate had 2000 ‘LP’s nicked. The only ones they left behind (in the middle of the room) were the Status Quo ones! 😀
30 years ago a friend rang me to ask if I wanted to see Status Quo in Wembley. Puzzled, I replied that I was pretty indifferent to SQ, to say the least. She replied that she wanted to go and see Rod Stewart, and Quo and Joe Cocker were supporting him. "Rod Stewart and Joe Cocker", I replied, "why didn't you say so? Get me a ticket". They were brilliant, Quo weren't, and, for the STW questioners, Mr Cocker was not dead.
Come on OP fess up and list the titles of your CD’s so we can all laugh.
My mate was burgled ages ago, she still dines out on the story that she was upset, not by the invasion of privacy, but that her stuff was so bad they didn't steal anything.
Someone once broke in my car and left the then tapes, clearly not tears for fears fans,
Don't they usually steal everything except the Foo Fighters' CD "Nothing Left to Lose"?
Is this like that kids memory game I went to market and I bought.... except the grown up extra marital affair edition.
Someone broke into my car and left behind a bank card in the name of Mrs Wilkinson
Someone broke into my car and left behind a blond hair on the headrest, and a bank card in the name of Mrs Wilkinson
Someone broke into my car and left behind a g-string in the rear footwell, a blond hair on the headrest, and a bank card in the name of Mrs Wilkinson
etc.
Someone broke into my wife's car and nicked her credit cards, I didn't report it - figured it was cheaper that way.
(credit: some long forgotten comedian)
Post the bank card through the letterbox of your local branch?
I used to think built-in car audio systems were rubbish, and mostly they were, but the system in my Ford sounds more than good enough to me, and I no longer have to bother with taking the fascia off the stereo and carry it around with me, and hide cables that might have some scrote thinking I’ve left an iPod or something in the car.
The only reason I’ve got a Lightning cable in the car is if I’m using TomTom on my phone, otherwise it’s completely wireless.
I never did carry CD’s around, I had a minidisc multichanger in the boot, until I got an iPod.
A colleague had her car broken into and some scumbag didn’t take anything but left something behind. Filthy bastard ejaculated on a jacket she had left in there.
