[Closed] Brazlians? I think not.

The Germans were in town then?

No - these were American 'ladies'.

you've painted quite the picture ...

but me honest ... you looked twice didn;t you?

Isn't it about time someone said, "This thread is worthless without pics!"?

The most ENORMOUS display muff tuft, beaver beard, fanny fur, whatever I have ever seen exploding from the two larger ladies bikinis.

maybe this little fellow got stuck in something other than a cardboard box
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it's been done before on the ball shaving thread but it's so appropriate

{No - we don't need to see that again, thanks - Mod}

Tazzy - it was that bad!

I had my iPhone with me but didn't really fancy pulling it out and asking if they'd manage standing legs akimbo whilst I took shots of the rain forests between their ample thighs.

think of it as natures dental floss 😉

Booooooo to the moderators 😀

think of it as natures dental floss

YUK!

Going down on that lot would have been like french kissing Rolf Harris!

Lucky they weren't Brazilians - you could have dreadlocks there instead ([i]vide[/i] Max Cavalera).

Going down on that lot would have been like french kissing Rolf Harris!

or felching giant haystacks

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Not sure you could felch GH. To be honest you'd have the same problem with the two hairy lift ladeez. Getting through the undergrowth to your goal would require Ray Mears and a darn good machete.

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R979-LMAO at the pic

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So ... Dr **** ... are you 'well-groomed'?

cinnamon_girl please don't lead this towards the whole ball shaving thing again. I'm still mentally scared from last time and keep having re-occurring nightmares about stuart hall 😯

Yes CG.

I've been trimming my foliage for 15 years or so now. In fact I'm trying to make a Topiary in the shape of Elvis riding an elephant at the moment. It's coming on nicely.

I hate long pubes.

They look bad, and are just a general irritant when things get frisky.

I also don't agree with being bald anywhere except on my head. Looking like a pre-pubescent 42 year old was never on my wish list......

tazzy - well as the OP is moaning, it is only fair that we know whether he lives in a glass house!

It's like anything - the more you embrace it, the better the experience 😉

So ... tell me ... what's wrong with the p0rn star look then? Genuinely interested.

I like the one in the bottom right hand corner, a slight "muffin top" is quite endearing

On a lady - nothing. On a man, well, it kind of makes your bits look like a shaved piglet - and there's nothing remotely attractive about that.

The thing is, and not getting too technical, to 'pleasure' a lady often involves a bit of combing and re-arranging of the foliage.

With a man - the fluff is well removed from the action.

So a lady being clean and nicely shaved is great, and saves you the embarassment of taking hair spray and a hair drier to bed.

For men - a discrete covering of no more that 5mm length hairs is perfect. I don't mind a shaved ball bag - but the Hitler tash needs to stay.

I don't mind a shaved ball bag

TOOOOO much information! time for me to go and drink more booze to banish the mental images.

Pretty informative reply Dr. 😀

OK, so do you ask your ladies how they prefer you to look?

I've just cracked open another beer, I really don't care what I say! 🙄

EEwwwuuu ... I nearly choked on my drink here ... LOL! There should be a warning FFS.

😆

Well, of course, if the man is "well-groomed", said lady could be extremely impressed. Cos being hairless makes it more impressive size-wise, doesn't it?

(C_G should not have had another beer shocker)

[i]I like the one in the bottom right hand corner, a slight "muffin top" is quite endearing [/i]

While the bottom right lady was not at all appealing, she was 150% more attractive than the remainder of the skeletons that were in the rest of the pictures. Jesus! If I wanted to **** some bones I'd go down the butchers.

Jesus! If I wanted to **** some bones I'd go down the butchers

😆

Tazzymtb, I was scrolling down quite happily, until I got to your 'wet pussy' pic, at which point I nearly choked to death, as I had a mouthful of Pot Noodle at the time! That's not a euphemism, either. TBH, I prefer women who are built for speed rather than comfort, and are also sleek and streamlined. Pretty much hairless from the neck down. Nowt to do with pron star looks, just aestetics. That, and also the fact that a coughing fit 'cause of a hairball in the throat really spoils the occasion...

Oh, and R979, can't say I fancy yours much... 😯

PMSL 🙂

Pot Noodle?????? 😯 that would kill you on your own.

djglover - Member

The Germans were in town then?

in my experience i've found the german girls to be well groomed.... those two scottish birds in croatia, however...... wooooo! didn't stop me mind.

In fact I'm trying to make a Topiary in the shape of Elvis riding an elephant at the moment

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African is on the right !

This has been an interesting thread!

Like the pic Woody!

Count - really? A pot noddle? 😉

freaking thread of the week.
well played people 🙂

aestetics

or asthetics......

... i've become quite the grammar nazi this evening.

i've become quite the grammar nazi this evening.

It's [b][i]aesthetics[/i][/b]

Back to the OP, you say you were in San Francisco, are you definite they were (100%) women? 😀

To be honest you couldn't tell for all the bush!

They looked like ladeez.

And to be fair, most trannies are more careful about their looks and would not wander public places with a giant beaver trying to escape from their undergarments.....

Woody - Member

"i've become quite the grammar nazi this evening."

Unfortunately your spelling is a little left field

It's aesthetics

opps.... sticky E syndrom.

opps.... sticky E syndrom.

Evidently 😆