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Just discovered series 1 on Lovefilm.
Worrying that I still seem to remember the script!
Gas man!
"My what a smashing blouse you've got on"
No wonder us birds wear high heels.
Loved that one where they're stuck on a ferris wheel and halfway through the episode Eddie pulls out a full pint of ale from his coat.
"It was his stag cricket match - you were only there so cannonball taffy o'jones could knock you out"
WOMBLES!!!!!!
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- Make the cheque payable to Eddie Hitler
- Any relation?
- Yes!
Gold, Frankenstein and Grrr!......and I'm a virgin. 😆
honeybadgerx - Member
WOMBLES!!!!!
Eddy that's a Hedgehog.
A bientot? Saucy bitch!
I dropped a floater this morning and by the time it reaches the Channel, it will be a hazard to shipping
I have the boxset 🙂
Wonder if their live tour dvd (s) are still funny??
"my favourite past-time of bus surfing"
...and with a nod to Guest House Paradiso;
Running all the way!
I make sure to use that one at work as much as possible.
And who can forget the nasal hair extraction with pliers? 'Now brace yourself, this may make your eyes water'
Class
Wonder if their live tour dvd (s) are still funny??
The first one is. The rest are poor. I remember seeing the first one at the Civic Hall in Wolverhampton. I was 12, my dad thought it would be fine.
Righty dokey matey bloke flap old salty sea dog amigo skip jack jock strap piano tuner!
Night Night,
Sleep Tight
Hope the bed bugs do not bite
If they do, do a poo
Stick it in a cornish stew
Into the ambulance dring dring dring
Fish trousers elephant in peking
Saw a busy bee
Tiddle iddle dee
Daddies an accountant just like me
Didn't I hear that they were doing another series?
Loved that one where they're stuck on a ferris wheel and halfway through the episode Eddie pulls out a full pint of ale from his coat.
"Emergency Bitter Time"
Didn't I hear that they were doing another series?
They were yes but Ade pulled out at the last minute. It was going to be a series when they were very old in a retirement home.
They were yes but Ade pulled out at the last minute. It was going to be a series when they were very old in a retirement home.
Booooo.
Ooooh what it is?
It's [b]another[/b] brussel sprout!
God, I'm bored. Bored, bloody bored.
Foxy stoat
Every Christmas I insist upon 'vodka margarine' on my Christmas pudding instead of brandy butter.
I still refer to my wife as having a wazzo pair of juggs
Hedgehog and Spudgun...
Lets play pin the tail on the donkey
We haven't got a donkey
Pin the tail on the fridge
We haven't got a tail
Pin the sausage on the fridge
We haven't got a pin
Sellotape a sausage to the fridge
We haven't got a sausage
Stick a bit of Sellotape to the fridge....
Not much of a game.
Still remember watching the chess game when it was first broadcast, rolling about the floor laughing with other students. Easily pleased.
You know those rare times when something on the tv makes you laugh so much it hurts, you can't breathe and tears stream down your face?
All Rik had to do was answer the telephone "44444". Brilliant.
If you haven't seen it already then check out "Mr Jolly Lives Next Door" Classic film with Ade and Rik on top form. Worth watching just for the hand grenade through the letterbox scene.
Dodgy Bob McMayday the most violent travel agent in the world.
Even Unlucky Ted Suicide McGloomy had abit of a laugh, so much so his rectum prolapsed.
Hey Eddie I think the old crones got something.Yeh looks like dropsy.
Hello 4444444.
Birds!Booze!Budgerigars!
"Bloody hell, no wonder your gas bills are so high..."
(The one where they tap in to Rotweilers gas pipe).
Richie: So Spudgun... why do they call you Spudgun?
Spudgun: Well, gimme a potato and I'll show you why.
Eddie: No, Richie. You don't want to see that.
Richie: Oh, well, why do they call you Hedgehog?
Dave Hedgehog: Gimme a hedgehog and I'll show you why.
WESTON SUPER MARE!
EDWARD ELIZABETH HITLER WILL YOU GET INTO THE LAVATORY WITH ME THIS INSTANT! we are toilet inspectors.
Come on Eddie I can't wait to get to Bridlington and start the snogging and mindless drinking. Thats my bird.
Sqatting Neville.
GAS MAN
Anyone remember Filthy Rich and Catflap? They did one series, a sort of precursor to Bottom. I don't think it did particularly well at the time but it's actually quite funny.
Worth watching if you haven't seen it before.
Never liked Rik Mayall as a snivelling character, but as a bastard he's superb. Same with Rowan Atkinson.
"Sprout mexicane" and trying to get the burglar sellotaped to the ceiling down are things I will never forget from that series....
FIFY- Name?
-Eddie Hitler
- ooo, Any relation?
- I've got a mother
- no, I mean Adolf Hitler.
- Yes! that's her. Have you met?
and from the same episode
Hello Girls! Eddie Hitler here! Come and get it. Yep, that ought to do it.
like the one where its Ritchie's birthday and he's broken his legs...
and the one where Eddie is forging the money...
pub landlord Dick Head and Skullcrucher Hemderson
Eddie Hitler:
Can I help you sir?
...This is a sex shop isnt it!
Yes.
I'll have five quids worth.
Very droll sir, I never heard that one before.
Oh, really, shall I say it again?
No, I'd rather have a pineapple inserted violently into my rectum.
...you've been working here too long mate.
"a super discount sunseekers bronzathon to bridlington it only cost £4000"
"accomodation located 25 minutes from the sea - i thought bridlington was on the sea - it is- so it means 25 minutes from bridlington then - yes - so doncaster.