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He (boris) doesn't give a shit about anything.

He's very well-to-do, so it's important we keep this in mind, for any psycho-analysis.

It would be better if the voting public would realise this, of course.


 
Posted : 11/07/2023 11:24 pm
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He's also really busy trying to remember how to turn on his old phone.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-covid-inquiry-whatsapps-b2372638.html?utm_source=reddit.com

Maybe he should just get an assistant to drop it into the North Sea?


 
Posted : 12/07/2023 12:03 am
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He's probably trying to remember which of his multiple old phones is the old phone in question. Someone of his level of criminality and untrustworthiness must have dozens.


 
Posted : 12/07/2023 5:59 am
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Mad Nads book "the plot" is going to be out just before the tory conference.
Might explain why she keeps forgetting to formally hand in her notice. She has been too busy with this.

“I wanted to discover the forces behind the downfall of the prime minister. Instead I found a fault line within the Conservative party stretching back decades and a history of deception fuelled by the darkest political arts,” said Ms Dorries.

She added: “If you thought that power flowed from the people into parliament, be prepared to think again.”

Sounds proper weapons grade conspiracy theory bollox.


 
Posted : 12/07/2023 12:22 pm
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Surely power flows from money into parliament...is that not what the current government has shown us all?


 
Posted : 12/07/2023 12:35 pm
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Darkest political arts.

Sounds positively satanic.


 
Posted : 12/07/2023 12:36 pm
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It worked for 50 years with the ‘global communist threat’.

Carthago delenda est.


 
Posted : 12/07/2023 4:48 pm
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He’s probably trying to remember which of his multiple old phones is the old phone in question. Someone of his level of criminality and untrustworthiness must have dozens.

Different sim cards was the way, I believe.

Let us be clear about this - there is no way, absolutely no way that the covid enquiry is going to see all of his messages unredacted. Not a chance.

We know he just wanted to let covid rip, we know he missed vital COBRA meetings because he was probably off boning someone else's missus. The actual words he used around that stuff are likely to reveal, to even the hardest of thinking, what an utter **** he is.

And Mad Nad can **** off as well.

Scum, the pair of them.


 
Posted : 12/07/2023 5:21 pm
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the forces behind the downfall of the prime minister

Them being, he is a narcissistic arse candle.


 
Posted : 12/07/2023 7:38 pm
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I've jusr been chatting to a young French man who said 'it was funny to see him drunk at important meetings when everyone else seemed focused.' Why didn't we see much of that?


 
Posted : 12/07/2023 8:28 pm
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Why didn’t we see much of that?

Threats to broadcasters.


 
Posted : 12/07/2023 8:33 pm
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Why didn’t we see much of that?

We did. He didn’t hide it by pretending not to be drunk, but by pretending to be drunk when he wasn’t.

Go look at any clip of him while PM, and ask yourself how many he’s had. “Good old Boris”.


 
Posted : 12/07/2023 9:05 pm
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"forgot the passcode"


 
Posted : 13/07/2023 12:48 pm
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I'm sure that the admins of the MDM can help him with that, unless they are personal phones that he should not be using for official business.

Otherwise, NCSC could probably solve the problem.


 
Posted : 13/07/2023 12:53 pm
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“forgot the passcode”

Could be it was the birth date of one of his kids. He just hit the lock out limit before remembering which one.


 
Posted : 13/07/2023 12:58 pm
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I doubt he can remember the birthdays of his legitimate kids, never mind all the rest


 
Posted : 13/07/2023 1:25 pm
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TBH if they locked him up in a cell with it until he unlocked it he’d soon remember.

Still typical Boris.

I’m sure something will happen to it, accidentally falling in to the Atlantic or something.


 
Posted : 14/07/2023 7:46 am
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“forgot the passcode”

Section 49 allows for up to 5 years imprisonment for failing to divulge a phone's passkey when national security is concerned, 2 years otherwise. Forgetting is not an excuse. Should think this will sharpen his memory.


 
Posted : 14/07/2023 8:10 am
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Section 49

One rule for them, another for the rest of us . . .


 
Posted : 14/07/2023 8:15 am
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TBH if they locked him up in a cell with it until he unlocked it he’d soon remember.

Just keeping him from his booze would do it. He'd crack inside 6 hours.


 
Posted : 14/07/2023 8:38 am
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@Flaperon His lawyers would keep that going long enough he'd never make it to court


 
Posted : 14/07/2023 8:57 am
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His lawyers would keep that going long enough he’d never make it to court

100%.

He has access to legal help that 99.9% of population can't obtain. He uses public money whenever possible too. And what does he use these for? To prevent the public from seeing what he is really like.

And a section of society still think he is just a bit of a lad.

He's a **** and they are stupid.


 
Posted : 14/07/2023 9:11 am
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Hiya,

The Dog ate my phone. I can't remember my pin. It's a conspiracy of the lefties trying to bring me down.

It's all OK mad Nad will be along in a moment to tell the public of her latest masterpiece on how the establishment had taken her love down.

Good grief..,

JeZ


 
Posted : 14/07/2023 9:36 am
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Sorry, Mad Nads is too busy arguing with the civil service about her missing peerage. She is apparently writing a book about how dark forces took down Boris, but we'll have to wait for that.


 
Posted : 14/07/2023 10:10 am
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It would appear the cabinet office has the code to his phone, would have loved to have seen his face when he was told this.


 
Posted : 14/07/2023 1:47 pm
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It would appear the cabinet office has the code to his phone, would have loved to have seen his face when he was told this.

Thing is, I don't think Sunak wants anyone to see those messages either.


 
Posted : 14/07/2023 1:49 pm
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I doubt anyone in government wants these messages made public.

Plenty of them despise Johnson but they're all dragging their feet. The total lack of urgency or any pressure to sort this easily sortable 'problem' out would suggest a lot of people would be happy for these to stay buried.

Lets be honest, there can only be one answer to the question 'would you like all the communications you had with Boris Johnson to be made public?', isn't there?


 
Posted : 14/07/2023 1:55 pm
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Section 49 allows for up to 5 years imprisonment for failing to divulge a phone’s passkey when national security is concerned, 2 years otherwise. Forgetting is not an excuse. Should think this will sharpen his memory.

That's not really correct. s49 RIPA just allows the issuance of the notice. It's s53 that makes it an offence to fail to comply.

You can't be convicted for failure to comply with the notice merely because you've forgotten - see s53(3).

https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2000/23/section/53


 
Posted : 14/07/2023 2:27 pm
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Now the phone business is out of the way, we can move on to the next unexploded bomb left by the fly-tipped sofa. The youngest person ever to be given a life peerage, 29 year old Charlotte Owen, wasn't even a political advisor, she was a personal assistant to Johnson and was only there as maternity cover

We don't know any more than that because somebody (whoever could it be?) has paid for a super-injunction to prevent any further details being published


 
Posted : 22/07/2023 2:51 pm
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My money is on that she's his daughter.

How long can you keep a "super injunction" going?


 
Posted : 22/07/2023 3:02 pm
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Can someone send her an invite to do Who Do You Think You Are?


 
Posted : 22/07/2023 3:04 pm
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I can't find the name on the net of the child Johnson had with Allegra Mostyn-Owen around 1993. Odd that. Blimey there must be loads of computer wizards on here to either come up with an answer or a telling blank.


 
Posted : 22/07/2023 3:06 pm
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We don’t know any more than that because somebody (whoever could it be?) has paid for a super-injunction to prevent any further details being published

Or there isn't, depending on which dubious Twitter (or otherwise) source you believe


 
Posted : 22/07/2023 3:18 pm
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I suppose its just perfectly normal in Borisworld to appoint a 29 year old office temp to the House of Lords for life

She's either his daughter or he's been boffing her. I imagine its the former or Carrie Antionette might have had a thing to say about the new baroness, because its either one or the other


 
Posted : 22/07/2023 3:22 pm
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...or both.


 
Posted : 22/07/2023 4:02 pm
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it's also pretty horrific that this is the state of uk politics now, there is no embarrassment about this and the party either thinks this is ok or has no choice but to toe the line.  Right at the point where we really need government to be able to govern is it barely able to wipe it's own arse 🙁


 
Posted : 22/07/2023 6:39 pm
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How long can you keep a “super injunction” going?

In theory forever.
However pretty much by definition it cant be a super injunction since if it was then no one would be allowed to say it exists.
I expect it would be a rather hard sell to a judge as well. Random extra kid then sure a injunction about naming them would be feasible but that kid then getting into the lords would present a rather large public interest argument.


 
Posted : 22/07/2023 6:59 pm
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https://twitter.com/shermer75/status/1683568148388147205?s=20


 
Posted : 24/07/2023 10:05 pm
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Signed.


 
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Posted : 24/07/2023 10:47 pm
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see his camping holiday looks like it was more a sailing holiday on his Russian chums yacht


 
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