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Remember when they repeated, without the most basic checking, the completely made up claim that a ‘labour activist’ had assaulted one of Matt Hancock’s aides at a hospital
And then when it was proven false still described it as a "grim scene".
Boris' baby.
With the mums teeth (I know I'm being a bit nasty here) and his dads blond hair it's going to a challenge at school.
At least he won't see much of his dad to mess him up though. Silver lining.
There was a weird rumour earlier in the week that Boris was lying low because he'd been given a black eye by his (main) girlfriend for cheating on her (again) and she's pregnant. It was dismissed fairly quickly at the time but now...
I'm guessing Boris will now make being PM a hereditary title/job now? Elections are so tiresome anyway.
Get rid of that other monarchy thing and start a new Golden Era of the House of Johnson!
There was a weird rumour earlier in the week that Boris was lying low because he’d been given a black eye by his (main) girlfriend for cheating on her (again) and she’s pregnant. It was dismissed fairly quickly at the time but now…
Sounds a bit like tittle tattle, but if it is true it won't end there, which could get interesting.
If there is one thing that would give me pleasure it is Alexander Boris De Pfeffel Johnson being hoist by his (one of many) own petard.
There was a weird rumour earlier in the week that Boris was lying low because he’d been given a black eye by his (main) girlfriend for cheating on her (again) and she’s pregnant. It was dismissed fairly quickly at the time but now…
With the current government, it seems entirely possible that the truth is even more outlandish.
How many kids will he have once this one is out?
It will be his 7th child.He has 4 to his ex wife 2 to 2 other women and now this one. The funny thing is if he wasn't rich no woman would look at him, just like Princes William and Harry.
I imagine a lot of people may not know he even has kids (as he ever been seen with any of them?)
I know , personal life stuff and not relevant but with that many kids most people would be mentioning them by accident as they would be doing something with one at them most days. They would be mentioned in speeches/stories etc,.
Maybe a baby number 7 will bring out his caring , nurturing side.
On behalf of all the other ugly blokes who have found someone to love them and raise a family, let's try to avoid petty personal remarks.
I see his pic is on all the front pages, but the actual headlines seem to be relating to the Home Office story.
baby number 7
7ish
At the moment he is as close to being 'world king' as he is ever likely to get. Decline and fall is his lot now; the only question is how fast it will happen. (And it will be Tory knives who put him in the ground when the time comes.)
the only question is how fast it will happen
June.
If he extends the transition, his party knifes him, if he doesn’t, he crashes the economy. You’re absolutely correct when you say it’ll be Tory knives that do for him, more so if he doesn’t give Cummings the heave ho at a point where it’s felt he’s gone beyond the pale.
Might be faster, it’s been apparently between corona and flooding he can’t manage a crisis and it makes him look weak…
They would be mentioned in speeches/stories etc,.
Yep they normally use to empathise with the public, can’t see Boris ever doing this.
Might be faster, it’s been apparently between corona and flooding he can’t manage a crisis and it makes him look weak…
I reckon there’s also rough waters ahead with Pretty Vile and Civil service.
Is t there some kind of gagging order on the press about his offspring. And does it being discussed here have legal ramifications for stw?
Given the ****er has now decided to make it a front page headline I like to think it would be difficult to go after STW... Maybe just delete the posts that are trying to keep count 🙂
On behalf of all the other ugly blokes who have found someone to love them and raise a family, let’s try to avoid petty personal remarks.
As MrsM might have put it "What was it that first attracted you to lying, philandering millionaire politician Boris de whatsit ****y tossarse Johnson ?"
Well that's one way of avoiding responsibility for what happens during the crucial time in the EU trade talks, extended paternity leave for Boris, excellent planning indeed.
Has there been any corroboration that Johnson spent a night working at That hospital? I can't help thinking it's total bullshit as normally if he does something like that it is recorded on camera for publicity
Probably just being cynical but...
Is t there some kind of gagging order on the press about his offspring. And does it being discussed here have legal ramifications for stw?
TBH he could have some superinjunctions out but tbh they’re only enforceable uk so non-uk news sources tend to sort of let the cat out of the bag.
So now there's a leak from the government claiming that farmers aren't important to the UK economy.
ARRRRRRRRRRRHAHAHAHAHAHARRRR.
Anyone enjoying the Brexit schadenfreude as much as me?
Probably just being cynical but…
Well what was it 40 new hospitals promised pre-election and the £350 million bus sticker he does seem to like using it as a political tool when he’s not letting it run into the ground 🙁
Well what was it 40 new hospitals promised pre-election
With less emphasis on more than a third of them being tiny hospitals in Dorset... turns out people think of an entirely different kind of hospital if you don't put the word 'Cottage' in front.
This stinks.... Had echos of the DDR.
Mary Beard blocked by No 10 as British Museum trustee 'for pro-Europe views'
^^^
Looks like the British Museum are going to tell Johnson and his Brexity muppets to **** off and they are going to appoint her anyway. Good on them.
Funny how 99% of the wits and intellectuals are anti Brexit, eh?
It was May and her wannabe Brexity muppets who tried to block Beard, not Johnson and his original gangster Brexity muppets.
This is marginally interesting, if more lyin from a habitual liar is interesting.
Boris and his ministers had been defending his lack of activity on coronavirus saying he'd been on the front line against the disease at Ketering general hospital... only kettering isnt involved with coronavirus..
https://twitter.com/norock/status/1234826217922138117
Is that where he told Carrie he was?
Now that carrie is up the duff he'll be away shagging a new mistress, good old Boris, what a bloke.
Johnson has actually turned up for PMQs.
He is saying he "loathes bullying", as he defends Patel.
Er, yeah, right.
Also:
"The home secretary is doing an outstanding job delivering change," replies the prime minister.
"And I'm sticking by her," he adds.
reckon she's gone then?
A visit to "Leave.eu" is an interesting visit into what passes for the minds of these people...
Boris has changed his mind on the bridge, he now wants a tunnel (according to the Scottish Secretary). I pressume it means another consultancy earner for another of his mates with a commission stashed offshore to be collected at a later date.
Front page of Private Eye is excellent - go buy it.
Boris has changed his mind on the bridge, he now wants a tunnel
Makes sense. You wouldn't want to be building a bridge over all those dumped explosives ...
Hedge funds don't kill people,
Farmers do,
I read it in a secret memo from the government too.
Maybe now his birds got one in the oven he's looking at options.
Maybe he fancies a bit of brown, those Eton boys and their crazy kinks.
Ahem.
Well Poison Priti ticks a lot of boxes for this rabble.
She's BAME meaning an easy tokenistic refutation of accusations that the tories are riding a toxic far right project that is dangerously close to out and out racist thugs.
She's Brexity. Nuff said. Got to keep appealing to the prats.
She's a Bully. Cummings has a shitlist of senior civil servants he wants out. The only reason they don't get on personally is that they both have grotesquely huge egos. She has the natural confidence of a brash thicko, he has the conceit of someone who is convinced he is a genius.
She will probably stay.
Apologies to whoever’s twitter I’ve stolen this from, I can’t find it now...
Did you have an affair with Jenny Acuri?
“My private life is my own business”
How many children have you got?
“My private life is my own business”
How are the trade talks with the EU going?
“I’ve got engaged to my girlfriend”
Will you sack Priti Patel?
“And she’s pregnant”
My latest 'go-to' reflexive mental image whenever Joris Bohnson is mentioned is Swiss Toni.
There's a rumour among political circles that his recent absence from the media during the floods was due to a mark on his face caused by Carrie when she discovered he'd been giving the ferret a run.
Even if it's not true, it won't be long before it is.
Swiss Toni
He's more Rowley Birkin, QC.
He’s more Rowley Birkin, QC.
Crossed with Benny Hill.
And this is the man who 'we' have chosen to be our public face to the world.
I despair.
is this the cover ?
I though Grayling had been moved on from transport
