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Moggs stunt is just that
Pure pre-election gammon bait
Best ignored
Rees mogg always reminds me of Himmler.
It's the glasses isn't it?
Moggs stunt is just that
Pure pre-election gammon
The sad fact is that it works, and he knows it.
It just galvanises the impression with the rich, senile old racists that the entire public sector is staffed by Jeremy Corbyn lookalikes who sit around reading poetry and eating organic hummus all day, before getting their Union reps to agitate to go on strike
And these *ers all go out and vote Tory, every *ing time on the strength of bollocks like this
It’s the glasses isn’t it?
Yup, and the self assured expression of smug arrogance. He has it to a T.
argee
Full MemberGood to see Rees-Mogg doing his best to motivate those around him
Well he's got time to spare, having absolutely completed his day job and found loads of brexit wins.
Rees mogg always reminds me of Himmler.
There's a chilling video of him justifying the British use of concentration camps in the Boer war (another great British invention we gave to the world)
And these *ers all go out and vote Tory, every *ing time on the strength of bollocks like this
Exactly what I said to the wife when some old buffer in the audience was defending Boris on Question time a while back.
How many who bitch and moan don’t bother to vote
Well he’s got time to spare, having absolutely completed his day job and found loads of brexit wins.
Oh, do go on Minister for Brexshit wins, do tell us...
I despise all of this shower of ****s with a passion, but Rees Mogg is the one who you’d really like half an hour with in a locked room with some medieval torture implements, isn’t he?
Half an hour wouldn't be long enough to inflict on him the amount of pain he's inflicted on the entire country. Several days...
His levels of smug, superior, smarmy, self-satisfaction are absolutely off the scale
And yet just like the rest of them, he's thick as mince. His sister, who was briefly an MEP, is also a thoroughly nasty and very stupid individual. Maybe not quite up there with Priti Patel for pure evil but certainly well up alongside her in the stupidity stakes.
British use of concentration camps in the Boer war (another great British invention we gave to the world)
Union and Confederate forces used them in the American civil war.
Union and Confederate forces used them in the American civil war.
POW Camps surely unless you have evidence of non combatants on mass being interned ?
Oh, do go on Minister for Brexshit wins, do tell us…
Ohh well apparently you wouldn’t have been able to supply help to the Ukrainians unless of Brexit.
Does irk me the fact that they have to lie about every Brexit benefit an x years in there’s no real poster child win.
Good to see Rees-Mogg doing his best to motivate those around him
The simpering pampered half wit born into a pile of cash, handed every privileged, and by his own admission was too lazy to even change the nappies of his many children, who clearly has time enough on his hands to pin labels to empty chairs probably isn't best placed to lecture other people about doing a days work.
British use of concentration camps in the Boer war (another great British invention we gave to the world)
Union and Confederate forces used them in the American civil war.
POW Camps surely unless you have evidence of non combatants on mass being interned ?
Same continent, but surely ‘Indian’ (First Nations) reservations pre-dated the Boer war and ‘concentrated’ non combatants?
Edit: but Binners has it, loathsome individual is the Mogg.
Fixed penalty notices may not count as a criminal record
Says something about the world when Johnson picks up a criminal record for attending a party but gets off scott-free with providing a journalist's personal details to his mate so he could have the shit kicked out of him.
The story about Angela Raynor in the Mail on Sunday hints at a certain desperation at that rag and on the Tory benches. Absolutely pathetic, misogynist crap.
(I won't link it...)
Rees Hogg hard at work

Police fines for the garden party, but not for Boris? The one we have a photo of him attending?
Edit I love auto correct, I'm keeping that.
Even Johnson is calling out the Rayner 'story'...
https://news.sky.com/story/angela-rayner-and-boris-johnson-condemn-sexist-and-misogynistic-mail-on-sunday-article-claiming-tory-mps-accuse-her-of-basic-instinct-ploy-to-distract-pm-12597729
As is Nadine Dorries.... check both tweets for sincerity
johnson and dorries - sincerity personified...
I'd heard reference to the Rayner story but had avoided going looking for it - should have known the Mail was involved.
Sincere or not, Boris's response was well done, so presumably not from him personally.
Feeding below the belt nonsense stories to the press, with plausible deniability, and then distancing yourself from those stories once they've left their stain... it's almost like they've reopened their election playbook at a well thumbed page.
Sincere or not, Boris’s response was [s]well done, so presumably not from him personally.[/s] identical to the tweet from Nadine
FTFY.
Someone in central Comms has realised how appalling badly that played and how it's been taken to pieces in the press and some hasty damage limitation tweets have been ordered.
Somehow "woman moves legs, distracts Boris" isn't quite the story they thought they'd get. Proper Mail level of "journalism" though. Misogyny, sexism and distraction all in one story.
I reckon the backbenchers have seem enough polling and received enough grief from their constituents that the round is chambered and the hammer cocked.
They'll do fatso in after the locals. They need a new leader with enough time before the next GE, but why would you start a new leader's scorecard with a shellacking in the locals?
This shitshow have run out of options. Sure they can stoke up a bit of racist/xenophobic shit when they want, but I don't think it will be enough now. People are seeing places shut (it's all down to covid the blue rinsers shout even though the proprietors cite covid as one factor amongst many - supply chain issues, cost of living and lack of labour).
And the one thing guaranteed to upset the miserable old gits is the idea that whilst they were cocooned up in their bungalows, only daring to open the curtains long enough to do a bit of informing, Bozo was taking the piss living it up like the crass arsehole he is.
Johnson will not be leader at the next GE. The best solution by far is to let him take the fall for the locals and give someone else as clean and long a run as possible. Obviously we could well end up with someone who is a less incompetent bastard, but that is for later.
I hope that in a few years time we are treated to shaky camera phone footage of Johnson going through the bins in piss-stained trousers, but it is more likely he will end up living in some Black Sea resort in a life of undeserved luxury.
The timing is the issue. More shit is likely to happen. So an alternative is to let all that happen to Johnson and install a new leader so the GE happens during the honeymoon period and before any shit can be laid at their door. A tricky call I would say.
Nicely put by Stewart Lee (again).
But Johnson’s Rwanda Solution did give the Brexit government the opportunity to do what it does best, namely creating new and blameless enemies for the asset-stripped and non-specifically aggrieved British public to hate, Nineteen Eighty-Four-style, instead of them hating Johnson and his shameless cabal of outright liars and thieves as they ought to.
But I don't think it will be enough. People who vote Tory post-Brexit and with Johnson at the helm do not give a shit what happens to anyone who isn't from Englandshire. What does affect them is the affront to their self righteousness that 'Partygate' provides.
They’ll do fatso in after the locals
Devastatingly well put
Imagine if Angela Rayner had maybe 6, 7 or 8 children by different men, cavorted with a male pole dancer, left her husband when he was ill, shacked up with a chap 20 odd years younger and then had two more children? Now, there's a story
Meanwhile, in other news...
"Andrew Bridgen in brexity lout turns out to be liar and a really shit bloke shocker".
https://www.thenational.scot/news/20075557.andrew-bridgen-tory-mp-lied-conduct-family-feud/
Lovely stuff. 😆
Imagine if Angela Rayner had maybe 6, 7 or 8 children by different men, cavorted with a male pole dancer, left her husband when he was ill, shacked up with a chap 20 odd years younger and then had two more children? Now, there’s a story
Aye, the double standards are off the ****ing scale.
Aye, the double standards are off the **** scale.
Yeah, but she's unpatriotic, remember?

^^^^
Oh my god. Give me a 20 yard run up and I could launch myself in a knee high, two footed lunge through that pile of shit.
I'm even willing to risk being crushed by the 17 stones of useless offal in the aftermath. I reckon I could hit him hard enough to be through and out the other side though.
"Now clap for the NHS, you ****".
Quesyis how messy will leadership contest get ?
https://twitter.com/PippaCrerar/status/1518351205017260035?t=CoHGVoldx_Dm_T5lmrTcWw&s=19
dannyh, oops I mean gardentigger - bridgen is a known liar and arse.
A judge has now confirmed and put it on the record.
Got any holibobs coming up?
Got any holibobs coming up?
Just got back from a long weekend away, thanks.
This dannyh person must have riled up a few of the STW Untouchables Clique from what I can tell. Not really my concern.
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What's the point of that picture? If anything, it looks like he's trying to improve his fitness by doing some exercise, and for that (alone) he gets a modicum of respect from me -don't shame him for that.
Shame him for being a mendacious self-interested kleptocrat.
For me it's the enormous flamingo shorts that amuse me. But I wouldn't want to ridicule anyone for exercising. No matter how much I utterly despise them.
I thought the photo was because he had his legs out. Distracting people.
It's all part of the "I'm just a regular guy who doesn't have all the gear like all us other normal blokes for whom salad is effeminate" bullshit.
A ****y bit of distraction. As always, basically.
The act is wearing thin, though, and the unmistakable sound of sharpening knives is getting louder.
Good.
That picture, like everything else he does is completely contrived and manufactured to convey an impression as far removed from reality as possible that 'Boris' TM is 'just a normal bloke'. "Ha ha... look at his big baggy flowery shorts. He's a real character, isn't he?"
It wouldn't surprise me in the least if those shorts and the rest of the outfit had been chosen by a stylist, and then you ask yourself who took the photo? One of his team of taxpayer-funded official photographers? And why is it in the public domain?
It's all just part of the act. It just amazes me that anyone is still buying it
You mean he didn't buy them himself from tk maxx?
I'm dubious that anyone would contrive that image to be released for his benefit. Surely they'd choose something less unflattering.
Why? His image is all about wearing the unflattering. He's "good old Boris".
It’s all part of the “I’m just a regular guy who doesn’t have all the gear like all us other normal blokes for whom salad is effeminate” bullshit.
The lack of gear is done on purpose. Compare when Johnson dresses for something like shooting for instance (where he, and the people like him) wouldn't dream of not being dressed appropriately. This on the other hand is a sport done by "non U" folks, therefore someone like him cannot under any circumstances demean himself to dress properly. That way he can either beat the "Non U" at his own game thus demonstrating his superiority, or if he loses, well, he hasn't the right equipment, has he?
What's next, pictures of him on the bog?