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The tousle-thatched one seems to be doing well in the popularity stakes lately. Would he make a good Prime Minister, does the team think?
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He can't even bloody dress himself
No.
No, he'd make a bloody awful one.
Do people honestly think that he'd do a worse job than the venal self serving shower that we have to pick from at the moment?
He would be just like the present incumbent.
All Tories are essentially the same.
deluded - Member
Do people honestly think that he'd do a worse job than the venal self serving shower that we have to pick from at the moment?
yes- hes an even bigger defender of the elite/bankers than dave and gid
and woppit you know his tousel-thatched look is just for the plebs right?, hes infamous for messing it up just before going on camera
A good prime minister? Probably not.
Will he become prime minister? There is a feeling of inevitability...
All [s]Tories[/s] [b]politicians[/b] are essentially the same.
FIFY.
Judging by his socks, I think he'd make a great coalition PM.
He was born in New York, could he be persuaded to run for President of the USA?
A good prime minister? Probably not.
Will he become prime minister? There is a feeling of inevitability...
It'd be worth it just to see the OUTRAGE! threads on STW.... 🙂
I want those short shorts.
judging by that photo i think it's safe to say his carers did let him dress himself that morning. odd socks, shorts on backwards.... i've watching people with severe learning disabilities dress themselves better than that.
yes- hes an even bigger defender of the elite/bankers than dave and gid
At least he'd inject some humour into proceedings and extend us the courtesy of not treating us like complete mugs like the current lot.
I'm avoiding the economic nonsense by ginning it up in the colonies. Therefore, yes, it would be most entertaining.
wasnt that pic taken after he got locked out of his house by his wife when she found out he was cheating on her?
At least he's an amusing idiot unlike the rest who are just idiots.
wasnt that pic taken after he got locked out of his house by his wife when she found out he was cheating on her?
Two women want that?
With great power comes great invisibility!!
He'd possibly achieve the feet of getting not one single vote outside the South East. You are aware the rest of the country are laughing at you? Aren't you?
I hear he's thinking about adding wing mirrors to the boris bikes 😉
what is this "outside the South East" you speak of?
Are those shorts or pants?
Two women want that?
thats not his first either, he left his 1st wife to be with this one and got a journalist pregnant a few years ago- hes got nothing on ken in that regard though
id be more troubled by the fact he thinks its ok to use terms like piccaninnies and 'watermelon smiles' when talking about africans
Hmm.. I dunno.. he's tory of course, which is bad, but he is actually a pretty clever bloke. Unlike Call me Dave, I suspect.
molgrips - MemberHmm.. I dunno.. he's tory of course, which is bad, but he is actually a pretty clever bloke. Unlike Call me Dave, I suspect.
Steady the buffs...
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[b]i've watching people [/b]with severe learning disabilities dress themselves better than that.
I've reading words people have writted that was worserer than that 😉
racist.
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Can he be any worse than the current choices?
Lets be honest - A glove puppet in a wig couldn't possibly be worse than the current choices?
rogerthecat - Member
Can he be any worse than the current choices?
Yes.
His 'amusing* buffoon' is just an act, if you've ever seen him when pressed (usually after making one of his amusing* attempted deflections) he gets very nasty very quickly.
He has more disdain for us shitkickers than CMD and BoyGeorge combined.
*really?
From what's below it, that [i]tousle-thatch[/i] must be a merkin
Yes, yes I think he would rather.
We've had a sucession of dumb asses of late, it's about time we had a fop tell us "everything is going to be fine" so we can all just get on with it rather than the endless Labour/Tory spinathon that has gone on for far too long.
And..
He makes me laugh and you can see him around town drinking beer like the rest of us.
This picture shows the only difference between them. Their hair.
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@Lifer - through work we deal with a number of people who have worked with him in the Olympic build up, they seem to be quite impressed with him* once you get past the affected buffoonery.
* for that read ability to judge, manage and make good decisions - all subjective of course but I'd like to find anyone who would testify for CMD, Gideon, Wallace et al.
He upsets all of the chippy ****s on here so he must be doing something right.
He's just CMD with better PR. It's dispiriting to see how many fall for it.
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The sort of people who absolutely understand the social make-up of the UK. They've experienced it all.
Every time I see that picture I drift off into a fantasy world involving automatic weapons
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Binners add me to that world whereby I am pistol whipping just to be certain
Whining northerners, blah blah blah. Change the record please. God help us if Labour ever get back in.
Having said that, whilst I think Boris is awesome, I'd be a bit scared if he actually became PM.
who do ya reckon was soggy biscuit champion out of that lot then?
The sort of people who absolutely understand the social make-up of the UK. They've experienced it all
No, What they absolutely understand is that all you need to do to win over the lower classes is put a tiny-weeny little bit of sugar on the nasty pill and they'll queue up to gobble it down then take one home for later.....
..... the Tories "you" all so despise only get in because "your lot" vote for them 😆
the Tories "you" all so despise only get in because "your lot" vote for them
That's fighting talk for 'my lot'.
I think he is hilarious and as all recent PMs have been quite useless why not have one who is at least a bit of fun
fervouredimage - MemberThat's fighting talk for 'my lot'.
Good, maybe rally the troops next time then rather than whinging in front of your plasma screen scoffing pizza and carry outs 😉
I hear he's thinking about adding wing mirrors to the boris bikes
Heated of course?
He'd possibly achieve the feet of getting not one single vote outside the South East. You are aware the rest of the country are laughing at you? Aren't you?
Ahem 😀
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kimbers it really is impossible to work out which one was the biggest onanist amongst that lot 😀
I think he is hilarious and as all recent PMs have been quite useless why have one who is at least a bit of fun
If that's the criteria, I reckon Sean Lock would be a better pm.
At least Boris outward appearance reflects on his inward capability, whereas the current PM outward appearance attempts to deflect from his inward capability.....
Every time I see that picture I drift off into a fantasy world involving automatic weapons
Every time I see it I think, "Isn't number 7 Dirk Gently?"
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I enjoy the colour he brings to politics but I am not blind to what lies under the amiable buffoon exterior. I suspect he is rather more capable than Cameron and Osbourne having actually done a real job or two in the wide world.
Every time I see that picture I drift off into a fantasy world involving automatic weapons
How can you criticize someone for not understanding how other people live when you come out with a comment like that based on nothing more than a picture of teenagers being silly? I didn't grow up with a public school education, but it's not my place to regret / slag off anyone who did just because they they did.
(Retreats 5 paces...)
[i]nothing more than a picture of teenagers being silly[/i]
Says the man who hasn't read the website it's from...
you come out with a comment like that based on nothing more than a picture of teenagers being silly
Yeah... you're right. When the teenagers from our school were silly, the worst thing that happened was the odd car got nicked. This lot got to 'fulfill their destiny' and destroy the countries economy, privatise the NHS and the education system and generally shafting the ****ing lot of us on a biblical scale. Hey ho!
He's ace. Twice the person Livingstone was/is (now there's a nasty bastard for you).
Teenagers being silly? A bunch of posh yobs out of control buying their way out of trouble. Symbolic of a particularly nasty arrogance shared by them.
If they hadn't had been rich and behaved like that criminal records and possible jailtime for some would have been the outcome
Well he has had more affairs and had to apologise twice as often for being a racist..I can see why you would like him and his moral code 😕
Says the man who hasn't read the website it's from...
You're quite right - there was me assuming the original post had been made without context, since no source was given.
I don't particularly condone these people, but I don't understand why we have to have it in for posh people all the time just because they're different. Posh people doing bad things is clearly bad, but the fact they're posh has nothing to do with it.
Ah, that's why I don't like them. They've got funny accents!
The fact their are posh and used their money to buy their way out of trouble is clearly wrong.
the fact they are posh and this arrogance led them to believe their crimes were only hi jinks is wrong
Sorry - the two are inextricably linked. Its the poshness and wealth that breads the arrogance to behave as they did
Well he has had more affairs and had to apologise twice as often for being a racist..I can see why you would like him and his moral code
Are you accusing me of racism and of having affairs?
I suggest you STFU.
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I think it was sarcasm
I suggest you STFU.
in the words of another member of the Bullingdon club...calm down dear.
Posh people doing bad things is clearly bad, but the fact they're posh has nothing to do with it.
I think the claim is they are posh millionaires who were privately educated and this is the "high jinks" they did in their yoof with other privately educated millionaire yoofs. As they are rich, privileged and elitist they may not actually live in the same world as the rest of us and may not be in a position to best understand what the average person needs or wants.
Do you think the recession is really biting for them?
Struggling to pay the bills?
Likely to loose their homes?
etc
it is not the posh per se it is the distance from the norm/average/man on the clapham omnibus that causes the attitude ie they are literally out of touch with most of us and this makes it harder for them to givern...their concerns are unlikely to be the same as the norm.
EDIT: What they said and as I dont know you how could I accuse you of anything?
I don't particularly condone these people, but I don't understand why we have to have it in for posh people all the time just because they're different.
It's not posh people in general, it's specifically those in the photo.
And it's not because they're different, it's because they're c@*ts. 😉
I think it was sarcasm
Apologies if I took that the wrong way.
Not nice to things to be accused of.
it was not meant to personal to you so apologies if it reads that way
Funny that old 'Boris is a racist' thing isn't it - I recall one of the main transgressions was when he discussed 'Papua New Guinea-style orgies of cannibalism and chief-killing'
I also recall that the PNG high commissioner at the time said
[i]I am shocked and appalled by such comments from a seemingly well-educated person of very high standing cannibalism had ceased to be an everyday occurrence with the introduction of Christianity some two centuries ago[/i]
Yet, whats this? just the other week, shock horror
So, Boris was right after all 😆
Where's the apology eh? where's the apology?
Jesus wept, some people dig very very hard...
Why don't you write to them and ask for one Zulu?
im with Dr. Tony Travers, on this one
"There is no way to dress up expressions such as "piccaninnies'" and "watermelon smiles" to take them within a million miles of acceptable."
Yes zulu racism is really funny...why not regail DD and i with your [s]harrowing [/s]hilarious tale of the racism you experienced 🙄
Desperate and tragic as always
Of course racism is funny! in fact it can be 'king hilarious
You are confusing parody and racism
Funny you should say that Junky
as the comment made at the time about the context of the 'watermelon smiles' and 'picaninnies' comments were:
[i]Although these remarks were intended as a satirical dig at the patronising attitude of Blair and the Queen towards foreigners, the choice of language left Johnson exposed to allegations of racism[/i]
so, perhaps people like yourself who are unable to tell the difference between satire and racism shouldnt throw stones at people who cant identify parody, eh? 😉
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