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I let my guard down and accidentally opened a reform dribble dabber.

And now i am grumpy. No one needs a picture of Nige gurning at them over lunch 


 
Posted : 23/04/2026 1:21 pm
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Did it have the lovely black Labrador in the photo? I'd vote for that dog. I hope it eats his lunch.


 
Posted : 23/04/2026 1:47 pm
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My mild dyslexia keeps seeing the thread title as Body Form, and now I have the 90s advert song in my head.

Works well with the actual thread title though...

Whoaaaahhhh Bloodyyy Reform! Bloody Reform for yooooooou!

 


 
Posted : 23/04/2026 1:56 pm
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Did it have the lovely black Labrador in the photo? I'd vote for that dog. I hope it eats his lunch.

Nah only Malcolm Offord sharing a good honest handshake 

 


 
Posted : 23/04/2026 2:01 pm
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My mild dyslexia keeps seeing the thread title as Body Form, and now I have the 90s advert song in my head

There's a thread about cycle tourers, but every time I see it I think it's about cycle trousers!!

But yeah, no one needs Farage, ever. I hope the dog eats his face!


 
Posted : 23/04/2026 2:03 pm
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Posted by: citizenlee

My mild dyslexia keeps seeing the thread title as Body Form, and now I have the 90s advert song in my head

There's a thread about cycle tourers, but every time I see it I think it's about cycle trousers!!

But yeah, no one needs Farage, ever. I hope the dog eats his face!

Haha, I think exactly the same and go to accidently recommend 100% Airmatics until I realise it's tourers.

 


 
Posted : 23/04/2026 2:06 pm
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Posted by: joshvegas

I let my guard down and accidentally opened a reform dribble dabber.

And now i am grumpy. No one needs a picture of Nige gurning at them over lunch 

Got caught by that today too. Washed my hands thoroughly after opening it, not much I can do about my eyes though.

 

Posted by: citizenlee

My mild dyslexia keeps seeing the thread title as Body Form, and now I have the 90s advert song in my head.

Q: What do Reform and Body Form products have in common?

A: Actually, best not to answer that. U will C what I Nearly did There, Sorry 🙂 

 


 
Posted : 23/04/2026 2:24 pm
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Zia Yusuf is presently being interviewed on Five Live

I'm listening to it so you don't have to.

He's saying that everything will be better in this country if only schoolkids saluted a picture of the king every morning and learned all about Winston Churchill and the Battle of Trafalgar, as if it was 1954

He's a total ****ing muppet! It mystifies me that anyone could even contemplate voting for these clowns 


 
Posted : 23/04/2026 2:25 pm
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I keep a lighter by the front door for this very reason. 

Take flyer and set light to it in front of them. Then maintain eye contact as it burns.


 
Posted : 23/04/2026 3:16 pm
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It's worse than that here, we had some woman round canvasing for the disgusting scumbags. I told her I would rather chew my own head off and the woman up the road did talk to the hand. A lot of my neighbours are ethnicaly diverse and we all seem to get on and help each other when we can so hopefully they won't get many votes here.

Didn't Winston Churchhil go a bit OTT during the general strike thinking it was the start of the revolution and ride round in and armoured car?


 
Posted : 23/04/2026 3:22 pm
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Posted by: kelvin

Did it have the lovely black Labrador in the photo? I'd vote for that dog. I hope it eats his lunch.

A lot of black dogs around if reform get in. 

 


 
Posted : 23/04/2026 3:43 pm
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I went to our hustings last night.  The Reform candidate didn't go down well, unfortunately the Tory did, to be fair he could operate the microphone and had the gift of the gab which was more than could be said for some of the others.  The SNP incumbent looked like he's been in power for too long.


 
Posted : 23/04/2026 3:54 pm
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Take flyer and set light to it in front of them. Then maintain eye contact as it burns.

Return it in an envelope using their Freepost address, supposedly costs them £2.50 each time.

Yes, I also read it as Bodyyyyyy Formmmm!


 
Posted : 23/04/2026 3:57 pm
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Sadly the  only way we will see the back of them is after people have seen how disastrous theyll be in government

even then we will be faced with trump style alternate reality , if you only get news from Twitter, Youtube, facebook , GBNews or the Mail/Sun etc then the propaganda will keep you fired up , just look at half the country being obsessed with small boats

 


 
Posted : 23/04/2026 4:06 pm
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Posted by: BillOddie

Take flyer and set light to it in front of them. Then maintain eye contact as it burns.

Return it in an envelope using their Freepost address, supposedly costs them £2.50 each time.

Yes, I also read it as Bodyyyyyy Formmmm!

Add a breeze block for extra postage fees

 

 
 

 
Posted : 23/04/2026 4:07 pm
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Our local reform candidate might as well be the Invisible Man - no leaflets, no policy statements, photographs or indeed any on-line digital trace. I expect some fools will still vote for this man of mystery.

 

 
Posted : 23/04/2026 4:09 pm
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Didn't Winston Churchhil go a bit OTT during the general strike thinking it was the start of the revolution and ride round in and armoured car?

Not sure about that but he sent armed troops in to force people back to work down here. The bullets marks are still in evidence on some local buildings. There wasn't much sympathy offered at his death from parts of south Wales.


 
Posted : 23/04/2026 4:24 pm
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Posted by: IdleJon

Didn't Winston Churchhil go a bit OTT during the general strike thinking it was the start of the revolution and ride round in and armoured car?

Not sure about that but he sent armed troops in to force people back to work down here. The bullets marks are still in evidence on some local buildings. There wasn't much sympathy offered at his death from parts of south Wales.

Was he not also responsible for the black and tans?

He certainly sent tanks in preparation to keep the protestors in george square in check (didn't deploy them but still)

He was also a mad ****ing racist and was problematic even at the time of the first world war i think? His own party making efforts to limit his position.

Its been a while since i tried to win that argument so the facts are  a bit vague.

He'd probably fit right in at Nigels HQ down the pub.

 


 
Posted : 23/04/2026 4:35 pm
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Didn't Winston Churchhil go a bit OTT during the general strike thinking it was the start of the revolution and ride round in and armoured car?

You just know that Farage wants to do that more than anything else in the world! 

I’m still trying to fathom out why Reform think we would all benefit from knowing more about the Battle of Trafalgar? 🤷‍♂️


 
Posted : 23/04/2026 5:16 pm
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Posted by: IdleJon

Didn't Winston Churchhil go a bit OTT during the general strike thinking it was the start of the revolution and ride round in and armoured car?

He has a rather dodgy history, he was a good choice for WWII PM but he wasn’t not a very nice guy at all. 


 
Posted : 23/04/2026 5:53 pm
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I was told about the free post fee, what if we all bought a few packs of envelopes and just sent them empty envelopes? 

I've had two farage flyers, one I used as a firelighter and watched the picture of his smug face as the flames licked round it. 


 
Posted : 23/04/2026 6:05 pm
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Churchill was dumped and socialists elected.


 
Posted : 23/04/2026 7:35 pm