[Closed] Best pun of all time?

JImmy's drugs are working.

😐

That's a bap 😉

"Jim, you're on a bap"

Meh.

Barmy bloke.

I had some builders in a little while ago fixing a leak behind the fireplace.

Next day they came back, I solemnly told him "mate, there's another leak back there."

Shocked and worried, he went to check, and found a green vegetable of the onion family favoured by the Welsh...

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or maybe

Lowell George knew my father.

"Nice Beaver" is not a pun. I don't know what it is though...maybe a Finbar Saunders.

Double entendre, exactly.

A good pun is its own re-word

'What did the Ramones ever do for us?'
A 6music muso/ monty python pun.

Thankfully we can close this thread because I know the best pun ever.

I had a chicken tarka for my dinner last night. It's like a chicken tikka only otter.

Pirate body piercing - Only a buccaneer

I once told that joke (it's "a little otter" 😉 )

It didn't have the desired effect, as before I got the punchline, the victim of the pun said "Oh yes, nice aren't they?".

Turns out chicken tarka is a genuine dish 😳

I've had good results with that gag oven the years! Didn't know a tarka was a dish, would really ruin the moment!!

Why did the baker have brown hands?

Cos he needed a pooh.

We have a contender. Once this is settled I can reveal the pun-manteau of the century.

Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that the skin on his feet became quite thick and hard.

He also was quite a spiritual person. Even when he was not on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and as a result became quite thin and frail. Due to this diet, he wound up with very bad breath. Therefore, he came to be known as a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Cougar - heard that before and dismissed it, have to admit it's groan on me since.

Crossword clue (4 letters):

What dogs do round trees