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*Hic*
*orders kebab*
*tells Jamie: "Oi Luvsh youuuuuuuuuuu"*
*stumbles in, falls over, is sick, crawls out*
*makes inappropriate sexual proposal based on nothing more than dutch courage*
*unzips*
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*is thankful for lucky escape*
I have a bottle of Tactical nuclear penguin, which I got for my 30th, and apart from the obvious, I'm not entirely sure what I'm supposed to do with it. At 32% it's hardly a session ale!
*locks door before Boxfish can leave*
*winks salaciously at boxfish*
*struggles to focus on the two young ladies in the room, sharts, then passes out*
*pounces*
*suffers vivid dreams of being crushed by an elephant seal*
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That's some lipstick he has there
*fetches wet'n'dry vac*
*makes involuntary noises not unlike those of a female elephant seal being serviced by The Beachmaster*
Brilliant 😀
Jamie's internet search history would make interesting conversation in a security clearance interview 🙂
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*would not defeat spooks*
*spooky lipsticks*