[Closed] Batman and Superman fighting with a Pirate?, wish i'd been there.....

I'll try and tell this story as i heard it retold 5 different ways by 5 giggling/ tee-hee'ing and tipsy mums t'night, i popped up to see my mates wee boy after his guising trip and found them all in my mates house in fits of laughter and still going over the nights guising excitement.

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My mate took her wee boy (4 1/2) out guising t'night dressed up in his Batman costume (above) wi a few other mums and their kids all dressed up as various superheros, all was going well till just about home time and they decided to call in on one last street before heading home, not many folk answered their doors but there was folk heading in to the local doctors large house at the end of the street that always makes a big deal out of halloween wi pumpkins on the porch, hanging bats, fake spiderwebs etc so they all tagged along and traipsed in and waited their turn. My mate was chatting with her friends in the kitchen as all the kids were showing off their stash of goodies behind them and a commotion broke out....Batman was wrestling with a chubby Pirate from the other mums kids group on the floor as the chubby Pirate had his hand deep in Batmans treat/sweetie tub and the other hand was stuffing sweets with the wrappers still attached into his mouth, Batmans sidekick Superman jumped in despite the mums trying to break it up and shouted, 'Don't steal from Batman" then proceeded to kick the Pirate in the balls and started to fill his superman pouch with treats/sweets from the Pirates sack of loot. Poor pirate was in floods of tears by this point and there was quite a racket in the kitchen as there was 3 kids in the first group and 5 kids in my mates group all shouting and screaming till Batman broke free from my mates grasp and shouted "I'm Batman" at the top of his voice and stamped on the Pirates plastic toy parrot, it gave out a loud squawk then it's head popped off and rolled along the floor which started the Pirate crying again, at this point my mates group apologised and left pretty sharpish.

It took ages for the story to come out as they couldn't tell it for creasing over wi the giggles as they kept shouting "I'm batman" which started them all off again wi the giggles, it should have been filmed as that would've been so funny to watch.

Gonna check on Batman t'morn, he refused to take his costume off and went to bed wi it on, his preschool class should be entertaining tomorrow.