[Closed] Away from the office for a few days and all hell has broken loose!

All in capitals but polite and with a 'thanks' at the end.

An excellent piece of passive aggressive office communication.

I am so grateful I don't have to work in a place like that!

Hostage note in reply?

I've always been tempted to go for something like...

"To the person that continually steals my milk (for cereal not just tea),

I gizzed in it yesterday.

Thanks

PS: You've got a little something on your top lip"

I nearly put this on the fridge To the person who didn't buy fresh milk today, or top up the tea, or wash up your lunch dishes, or dropped their real ale guts out back....

But I work from home

Matt, I'm liking that idea 🙂

Just avoid buying stuff and sticking it in a communal fridge..

#costa

#cost ya

ftfy

😆

Ok,

#Pret

Hostage note in reply?

Winner^^ 🙂

if things go missing without permission simply replace milk for something less pleasant (or old milk) catfood in meat sandwiches or lumpy bits in soup. that soon stops office squirrels. After a bit of office banter between to heads of department about the disappearance of their favorite cup said cup was held to ransom until work got done (?) which escalated into rivals cup appearing in a photo above the cistern displaying a loo brush flower 😆 within a few days we had more photo's of rivals young urchin excitedly peeing into ransomed cup. it ended there.

Superglue, use superglue..

Results are hilarious...

It should be reworded "To the person who took my vomit sample for the doc..."

The easiest way to avoid this is to be a vegan
No one ever wants your dinner including you

Unless it's tomato soup.

unless they're beef tomatoes.

@Djambo - go on go for it. But it's a J, not a G and spellchecker's probably not going to catch it for you.

Isn't this why god invented HR departments? They love shit like this. After many, many meetings, they'll presently be putting the finishing touches to their 8 page Tomato Soup Policy, to be distributed to everyone in the company, and included in the T&C's of all new starters

I would suggest shitting in a tupperware tub, freezing it, then putting it in the fridge to thaw.

that will learn them.

😆 at offices in general.

edit- off topic a bit, but I used to work with a fella who was in the TA (logistics bit, dunno what they're called) and he was a [i]proper[/i] knob, even worse than Gareth from 'The Office'. He was 'in charge' of the office bit of work, which consisted of him and a typist/receptionist 😆