[Closed] Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation

who?

Good use for old inner tubes apparently....

it must be dead good

[edit] sorry I meant wikid awsum

Bregante:
who?

Kristian Digby.

what tubes for auto erotic asphyxiation?

Kill Bill film star David Carradine and INXS singer Michael Hutchence died in similar circumstances

Wowser! It must be better than having a woman ?

not slime tubes - they make even more of a mess! 😯

Bregante:
what tubes for auto erotic asphyxiation?

These should do it:

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Danger W*nk

Asphyxi-w@nk is the term you're looking for. Danger w@nk is rarely life threatening

Didn't a tory MP once do it wearing some fetching undies and sucking on an orange with poppers on it?

I'm sure I maybe corrected by those of a higher education on STW but:

The term " Well Hung " was first used by hangmen on the gallows. Apparently if the noose is fitted in the correct orientation with the knot in the right place with respect to the neck this induced the mother of all stonkers following the trapdoor/stool being kicked/opened.

If a man was hung and and it resulted in him becoming erect it was stated that he was "well hung"

[url= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Milligan ]Stephen Milligan[/url] is the tory MP. a friend of mine died doing it as well.

Its all about heightening the physical effects of orgasm. You know that light-headed buzzy feeling you get if you stand up too quickly? combine that with orgasm and thats what they are after.

No one hold their breath and tense up at the crucial moment? thats the same thing.

Also apparently a length of rope tied to the top bannister and then sliding down the flight of stairs on a tea tray with the rope pulling tight before the bottom works well. So a friend told me.

weirdos

Sorry Chief,

Couldn't resist it. I learnt all about it on a First Responder course at work.

First Responder

I know a girl who died from a donkey punch.

Oh sorry that was in a film.

Who is this so-called celebrity anyway?

Does it ever claim any non-vague-'celebrity' victims?

He was in the same line of business as Sarah Beenie and Kirstie Allsop. No wonder he needed a w*nk.

Dez, at the risk of sounding a bit off the pace, donkey punch?

If a man was hung and and it resulted in him becoming erect it was stated that he was "well hung"

this must be wrong as the correct term is "hanged"

Jamie, you're going straight to hell for that joke... 😆

From Urban Dictionary - Donkey Punch

-"YES YES"
<Donkey Punch>
-"AAAAARGH!!!"
-"Ooooh, that feels so good!!! Isn't it love? ...Love? hello? Are you okay? .... aaaaaargh!!!! Love?? Wake up!!!! Aaaaaargh!!!"

The term " Well Hung " was first used by hangmen on the gallows. Apparently if the noose is fitted in the correct orientation with the knot in the right place with respect to the neck this induced the mother of all stonkers following the trapdoor/stool being kicked/opened.

If a man was hung and and it resulted in him becoming erect it was stated that he was "well hung"

obviously made up 🙂

bigyinn - Urban Dictionary is indeed the place to look. (Or rent the DVD 🙂 )

When a tourist was found dead in a Barbados hotel room with this complaint, the Local newspaer reported it as
"He had been troubling himself"

ha hah ha donkey punch

beating up women is hilarious?!!!

interviewed someone once at a larger conference for a FTSE top 5 company. He took the mic off me, and proceeded to describe how he'd like to "do" all the girls he could see, including the infamous line "and then I'd donkey punch" them, all for the entertainment of the guffawing morons around him.

When we handed over the tapes for the client to pick the audio they wanted to use they weren't too happy. Don't think i saw him after that.

First...
"BBC cuts back programmes and jobs"

Then
"BBC television presenter Kristian Digby has been found dead at his flat in east London, police have said."

That Director General Mark Thompson is a ruthless sod!

Upset to learn that 'To Buy or Not to Buy' presenter Kristian Digby has been found dead in his well appointed, fully double glazed, central heated, two bedroom East London flat that would currently sell on the market for around £195,995

When they originally announced his death, I did wonder - was he gay as well?

Good to hear it Pook.

b r - Member
When they originally announced his death, I did wonder - was he gay as well?

Do you know something we don't!

He was in the same line of business as Sarah Beenie and Kirstie Allsop. No wonder he needed a w*nk.

Yes but he was a poof so he wasn't thinking about them was he?

My ex-Father-in-Law always considered anyone on the telly and/or actor as gay unless proven otherwise - but it was just how when they announced he death it was in the same 'tone' as the BoysOwn guy.

So what's wrong with some good old fashioned pron, then? Works for me...;0)