Have had enough of this government and fancy a revolution. Who's with me?
Can't we wait a couple more months until they really fk things up?
Why not? I'm not doing anything this afternoon.
[edit]Just remebered that I've got to sort out a wonky wardrobe door so I can't make it comrades. Punch a toff for me.[/edit]
Anyone got a DIY Revolution guidebook?
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Didn't know this lot were still going but it's kind of nice that they are and they still have some very angry/moronic followers judging by the comments on the youtube page.
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Hold up, let me drink a bit more Cobra so's we can make some Molotov cocktails..........oooh, cocktails anyone?
I'm already revolting.
Isn't it treason to even talk about revolution? - mind you don't twitter it!
(waits for the legal eagles)....
Best make the revolution a successful one then.
oooh, cocktails anyone?
Make mine a Tom Collins.
Done it already.
Just got to paint the loft hatch in my daughter's bedroom, fix the faulty tile in the kitchen and put another shelf in the airing cupboard. After that I'm all yours.
Need to get shift on though cause I've got a pile of ironing to do tonight.
[quote=P.B.Shelley]Rise like Lions after slumber
In unvanquishable number -
Shake your chains to earth like dew
Which in sleep had fallen on you -
Ye are many - they are few.
Mines a gin and tonic, more gin less tonic
The revolution will not be televised, although it will have RSS and Twitter feeds.
Revolution is futile. You'll only replace one lot of people who don't know what they are doing with another lot.
What are you planning to replace the current government with?
I'll have a new years revolution......last years was great (todmorden cross)
CaptainFlashheart - MemberMake mine a Tom Collins.
thisisnotaspoon - Member
Mines a gin and tonic, more gin less tonic
I don't think the Karl Marx bar stocks gin? And CFH is barred from revolutionary activities for obvious reasons...... 😉
Mines a gin and tonic, more gin less tonicThe revolution will not be televised, although it will have RSS and Twitter feeds.
Sorry, we don't use Gils anymore,
dunno, but a vote of 'no confidence' in the current gubbmint would go down nicely.
I'll join in - for the animals (see thread re animal welfare)
jonb - MemberWhat are you planning to replace the current government with?
I thought we worked this out before.
I'm prime minister, Ernie lynch gets work and pensions, CFH gets the foreign office, TreeMagnet defense, Elfinsafety home office..............
FO? A very clubabble position, TJ, I can handle that. Now, where's my drinks cabinet?
I'll take the Dept of Health.
Either you let me join your party TJ, or I'm gonna get Awesome Mat and Ton and stage a coup...
What portfolio Sir? Agriculture and fisheries?
CFH gets the foreign office
You mean CFH gets gruel in the Gulags.
Although I reckon it's only fair that a man of his standing should have a drinks cabinet to keep it in.
Give them a chance, thatcher took at least a year before she closed all the mines, and destroyed the industrial base, and sold most state assets off.
🙂 @ Ernie!
Culture Media and Sport please.
And I want to be a mod on here too.
No way Flashy can be in it. He'd cave in at the first sight of blood. Unless it was foxes'.
Home Office? Does that mean I'd be in charge of Law and Order, the Police and Prisons and that?
Excellent....
(Scampers off to draw up plans for an Elfinstasi...)
And I want to be a mod on here too.
Don't be getting ideas above your station now...
Surely that'd be allowed if I'm in charge of culture an' that.
I reckon I'd be pretty good with propaganda and indoctrination.
Fine TSY kultur it is
can I have environment or foreign aid?
Can I have a cabinet sourced from sustainable forests full of fairtrade alcoholic beverages?
Quals! nce 1 Teej, am gonna do massif fings! Woop Woop. lolz lolz
Sorted Junkyard
There is only one way, that I think, it could succeed!
Does that mean the Tories will be looking for volunteers to help them put down the revolution?
Elfinsafety, last sighted on day three of the uprising - me wearing a hat, getting in some target practice:
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Yeah, in your dreams, toy soldier boy.
Have you been to see anyone about your anger issues yet?
Fantasists like you can't handle it when up against real threat. You'd soil yerself and be found cowering in a basement somewhere.
What we need is a name for our party and a slogan or two. Any ideas?
If you are allowing Flashheart to have a portfolio, you could be the Socialists, Toff and Workers Party...
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer
I think it's a great idea, then when you all turn into maniacal ****in despots (to be fair most of you are nearly there already) we can have uprising number two and [s]kill the lot of you[/s]. give you a telling off
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Yes I say we call our selves the Kindred and that we focus on quality of life and getting our hands on resources.
Rather than asking the rich not to steal from us or to stop destroying the world, we out smart them in business and remove all the power that they have.
I'd say we have about 8 years to do it in before there is no chance for humanity and the planet is destroyed.
