STOP IT, STOP IT! The laughter hurts too much!!!!!
Better get on google maps and look for out of the way public toilets then..
Brilliant. I couldn't have done better myself!
keep typing and you know it's only a matter of time until you do...
are there any nice cottages out that way?
Oh BTW, do the Muddy Moles meat each other at a particular pump in the filling station or will any pump will do?
I'd hate to be hanging around the diesel pump for example if they prefer regular unleaded.
😀Oh BTW, do the Muddy Moles meat each other at a particular pump in the filling station or will any pump will do?I'd hate to be hanging around the diesel pump for example if they prefer regular unleaded.
geetee - you are 'Dave' - making this up for your own entertainment - I therefore claim my £5!
So what, basically he's just going out on to the surrey hills to choke the chicken?
I think this thread has now run its course and should be put to bed, no innuendo intended.
Indeed I am not Dave, but of course there has been a liberal amount of playing along for other peoples' entertainment, as well as my own. But one aims to entertain where one can.
In truth, I really did post the original message with complete sincerity. This Dave chap does exist and seems to be a thoroughly nice chap. It's a relatively large but closely confined community here in the Surrey Hills and you meet so many people randomly; some you just happen to end up meeting more frequently than others.
So, to close off, Dave, hope you've been entertained as well and I'm sure we'll bump into each other at some point and have a good laugh at the whole sordid episode that never happened.
Nice try Gee tee
playground bullies don't give up that easily!
The Moles are off to a weekend in Wales. So not many allowed out by SO's tonight.
There might be a few around tonight (Hylands Garage, Bookham - google it)but no Dave 🙁
Sorry to disappoint you all.
xcgb - MemberNice try Gee tee
playground bullies don't give up that easily!
I have a feeling that some, maybe even the majority of the posters on this thread who are tyring to take the **** out of GeeTee1972 are unaware of just how damn *BIG* he is. He's a sizeable chappie who you wouldn't want to me(e/a)t in a dark alley.
I can take the **** with complete immunity though as I live a few hundred miles away and know his wife and parents 😉
Big bad Dave!
are unaware of just how damn *BIG* he is
Is Dave aware? 😯
TBF I never felt bullied, although some of the remarks have come pretty close to being offensive to anyone who is actually gay.
For the most part, I've found the whole thing as funny as the rest of you. I just thought that we'd milked the thread for as much humour as we were going to get and that from this point on we'd just be over egging the pudding at best and becoming pretty offensive at worst.
But far be it for me to call time if you're all still having fun!
Just read the original post again but this time had Radio 1's "our tune" going round in my head.
although some of the remarks have come pretty close to being offensive to anyone who is actually gay.
Nah - man/woman love is much the same when you get down to the nitty gritty.
I have an early assignation with Dave tomorrow morning as he's driving me down to Wales. As you might expect, he's been taking it like a man, but I will have some Kleenex handy just in case.
There have been absolutely no aspertions cast on Dave's sexuality by the Moles. Honest.
Looks like Dave's started an advertising campaign. [url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-10715115 ]OK I know, it's all the same from up North[/url]
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Few glad his been found and Deffo not me has I ride an Orange Apple Green 5
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