This is a good example of why a chunky, mincing Northerner should never venture South. This would never happen riding in the Peak/s.
Good job you ride and wear camo. 🙂
Oh terrific. If Dave wasn't having enough difficulty dealing with what might be unwanted pubic attention your publically describing me as 'chunky' and 'mincing' (not to mention Northern) are hardly going to rally him to my cause now are they?
Was it really beyond you to use words like 'debonair', 'charming' or 'discrete'?
This would never happen riding in the Peak/s.
I think in fact hardly anything else does happen in the north. Its just that you don't all post about it on the internet.
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Now, if you were a gay mtber, interested in having a dirty weekend of riding (and perhaps some cycling, too), how tempting is that..?
his is the singletrack version of the fast shows ted and ralph."Dave you really are a super rider"
"Well I don't know about that, sir"
Brilliant!!!
I always DID think that "Got to see to the drainage in the lower field" was some sort of euphamism...
BTW2. GeeTee1972 - Orange Cotic Soul? Your bike?
I'm a bit unsure about this as I thought I had the only Orange Soul in the Surrey Hills....
Tiger I only just got mine. After 5 years on a full suss I've just found out that I prefer riding a hard tail.
Apparently it's not the only thing I've recently discovered I prefer.
Is this a current version one? Mines from the 2nd batch I think.
I've just found out that I prefer riding a hard tail........Apparently it's not the only thing I've recently discovered I prefer.
Yes hard tail indeed.
Funniest thread of the summer, so far.
What an excellent thread, has cheered up my boring day no end 😆
Next time I'm out in Surrey I'm....cancel that I'm not going out on the Surrey Hills again.
Believe me - Dave is going to struggle to outrun GT around the Surrey Hills singletrack, so he's going to need other ways of fighting him off!!
HeiHei is an ex and is still trying to get back with me hence the flattery.
In truth, while I am very good at doing down, I suck at everything else and if Dave ever did want to escape, he'd only have to find something that was even vaguely pointing upwards and I would struggle to stay on him.
and I would struggle to stay on him.
Sounds like something you guys will have to work through as a couple.
[i]I am very good at doing down, I suck at everything[/i]
you really aren't helping yourself here..
With your hard tail and his full bounce, it'll all work out well.
wwaswas, thanks for picking up on that one, I'm ashamed to say I missed it myself.
Bunnyhop - Member
With your hard tail and his full bounce, it'll all work out well.
😆
Sat here at work reading through this and having to explain to my collegues why I'm in tears laughing so much at an MTB forum 😆
geetee I've a friend who's just moved to the Surrey area and is looking for like minded guys to ride with. He used to have a Cove S.T.D but decided it would be a bit too much for the area. He's ditched the STD and got himself a Stiffee... can I give him your e-mail address?
In truth, while I am very good at doing down, I suck at everything else and if Dave ever did want to escape, he'd only have to find something that was even vaguely pointing upwards and I would struggle to stay on him.
I'm pleased to see you're finding this as funny as the rest of us. Finbarr Saunders would be proud of you.
In truth, while I am very good at doing down, I suck at everything else and if Dave ever did want to escape, he'd only have to find something that was even vaguely pointing upwards and I would struggle to stay on him.
Tell me the you meant all those double entendres!? frickin high-larious 😆
Apparently Dave is just enquiring today about getting his bikes re-sprayed alternative colours and getting some plastic surgery.
QFT
geetee1972 - MemberOh terrific. If Dave wasn't having enough difficulty dealing with what might be unwanted pubic attention <snip>
I think that given the lack of reply from Dave your [i]pubic[/i] attention is indeed unwanted
Oh lord did I really say 'pubic'? Obviously what I meant to say say was 'public'.
Was it really beyond you to use words like 'debonair', 'charming' or 'discrete'?
sorry - those words still sound gay to me 😛
OMG you really, really did!!
You are SO going to have to learn to preview before you post. Thanks so much - this thread has made my week 😀
QFT mate, Quoted For Truth. Slip of the fingers or freudian slip?
Remember, it's not wrong, just different. But what will GeeTee junior think? won't somebody please think of the children?
NBT You slip Freud anything you like.
I'm holding out for something else.
but unless we can get GeeTee and Dave together there won't be any children...
but unless we can get GeeTee and Dave together there won't be any children...
But the kids would be disposed of when one of them went for a dump
@ Quirrel PMSL
just been having a conversation along similar lines at work... Someone smuggled a phone onto the wing - no need to tell you where it was hidden but it was a Blackberry FFS!!
Blackberry FFS!!
Friends tell me that those little swivel 'jail phones' sell for upwards of 600 quid, can't imagine what a Blackberry costs then. Be a bloody hassle removing it every time an email came through though.
they're not called Crackberry's for nothing then/
igmc
Perhaps that's why he got caught. I only know what the lads told me this afternoon.
I do love my afternoon's voluntary work - I learn something new every week 😀
My name is Keitu I ride a dark blue Intense 6.6 and a white marin rocky ridge (not so rare, a Ton cast-off in fact). About 6'2 late 20's dark hair and very pleasant in manner.
We can keep meeting every other ride and it would be great if you keep bumping into me (it's nice).
Who's up for some Peaks bromantic manlove. I bring flowers.
cranberry - MemberKick his back door in and paint the curtains white on the way out.
Man, that's ****ing disgusting!
I can't stop laughing, excellent thread.
i'm going to have to read this later, laughing too much in the office 😆
And yet David is still to respond........
I imagine this thread will have a whole new lease of life should that ever happen.
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Geetee takes to the hills on the look out for Dave 😛
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Meanwhile Dave decides it's time to ride in the opposite direction on his recently resprayed Orange 5 ....
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<shakes head>
STW is not what it used to be - by now I'd have expected someone to set up a new login as 'Dave'... 😛
STW is not what it used to be - by now I'd have expected someone to set up a new login as 'Dave'
I was thinking exactly the same thing...disappointing...tut tut.
I'm going for a ride this evening.
Anyone else fancy coming with me?
The Muddy Moles meat each other at the Esso petrol station in Bookham 7:30 on Wednesdays....
The Muddy Moles meat each other
Brilliant. I couldn't have done better myself!
