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<p style="padding: 0px; border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 12px; vertical-align: baseline; background: #eeeeee; line-height: 1.2em; color: #444444; margin: 1rem 0px !important;">Looking at a house where the previous owner has put a poo in the back garden three years ago. It’s a decent size and looks pretty deep (it was empty when we looked at it).</p>
<p style="padding: 0px; border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 12px; vertical-align: baseline; background: #eeeeee; line-height: 1.2em; color: #444444; margin: 1rem 0px !important;">Now I have no particular desire to have a poo in the garden and quite frankly its ridiculous relative to the size of the house. That said the kids will probably enjoy it in the summer. It’s been installed with a ground heat source pump to heat it and an inline chlorine thingy that regulates chlorine levels. Google suggests running costs are reasonable as its just power to the pump but what other costs/hassles are there for a poo?</p>
<p style="padding: 0px; border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 12px; vertical-align: baseline; background: #eeeeee; line-height: 1.2em; color: #444444; margin: 1rem 0px !important;">Also, google tells me that to fill it in would be c.£5k based on knocking the top couple of feet off and then filling the rest with hardcore/soil, returning it to grass. Is that a reasonable suggestion?</p>
<p style="padding: 0px; border: 0px; outline: 0px; font-size: 12px; vertical-align: baseline; background: #eeeeee; line-height: 1.2em; color: #444444; margin: 1rem 0px !important;">So is it a constant pain in the arris or are they actually ok to run?</p>
FFS cant even paste poo anymore. When will this poo be fixed?
It was a shit joke anyway.
Why did the baker have smelly fingers?
Because he kneaded a poo.
This beats pissing in the shower...
An old neighbour would get pissed and stagger about his garden having a wazz, amused us endlessly.
I’m assuming the OP actually means that someone’s put a privy in the garden, rather than regularly taking a dump in their garden?
If I’m up and about after dark and I need a piss, I’ll go out in the garden and pee in the compost bin, but it’s bad enough the local cats shitting in my garden, let alone me going out and doing it!