This is probably completely inappropriate and maybe I should be using the Classifieds forum but...basically I have a 27yr old sister who is currently single and struggling on the dating scene as most single people seem to (myself included!). Mainly because town is awful for meeting people and all the other modern day excuses...
She's a cracking bird, loves cooking and cleaning, is desperate to go out on her bike (currently no mates to ride with and I'm too mean to take her out with me) don't get too excited though she's is not a 'proper' mountain biker, but dead keen.
She likes camping, walking and the outdoors in general. She's happy to have a drink but is not interested in getting shitfaced every weekend. She's funny and happy with a good outlook on life. Works in a school as a teaching assistance so she has good holidays!
Currently lives in a shared house with 1 (soon to be 2) other girls, who, incidentally, is single too and a good catch as well.
Needless to say her family is amazing and important to her.
I would say she's very pretty and certainly isn't a high maintenance dolly bird. She's much more of jeans and T girl than ballgown and high heels.
If size is important then I don't really know! She's not fat but she's not skinny! Prob about 5'3". She's got a good appetite and loves curries - probably the influence of 2 older brothers.
If any of this sounds appealing drop me an email about yourself. Ideally you'd be a similar age and looking for something serious and live near Cardiff. I won't send you a piccy or her contact details until I've passed on your details (pics etc) and she’s happy – no guarantees she will be!
I can’t really think of anything else to write. Erm, she doesn’t have any children but would love them!
Despite my pleasant demeanour I would have no hesitation in ‘owning you with some Bombers’ if she’s messed around too much and hurt. :o) Thought I’d get that in as her brother.
If you’ve got further questions just ask! James.coughlan@gmail.com
All the best,
James
This thread is useless without pictures. 😉
BEST THREAD EVER!!!!!
This is a joke right?
This is probably completely inappropriate
...you wait till the replies start rolling in.
does she know you're doing this?
FAT SIMON TO THE FORUM PLEASE!
Shouldn't this be on the classifieds?
Can she touch her toes?
Well if the forum had a counter on the number of times a thread is seen. This would hit the roof 😀
What about the splits?
Well I'm in Swansea...how many camels for your....
She should try mtb-wales.com if she's keen on doing more riding and meeting local outdsoorsy types... Weekly evening rides from Cardiff on Wednesdays
I'll take her for a ride 😉
Could she drink a pint using a three meter long straw?
fancy a swap for an xbox and a bmx
how much posted, you take paypal gift?
I'm not single and I'm a bit older than 35, but as I'm not really getting any at the minute I'd be happy to keep her warm until she finds the right man. Any good? 😉
Don't expect any sensible answers!
oh dear. Have I created a monster!?
**** it! She sort of knows...
Ideally you'd be a similar age and looking for something serious and live near Cardiff.
Similar age? Cardiff? 😆
I fit the bill, does she like Oxfordshire? The Thai bride has got 4 days left on her trial period, let me know.
If she wants to get into MTBing I can put her in touch with some girls to go riding with to start with .... I'm sure they can then introduce her to some of the single guys in the club.
If she is seriously interested in getting into MTBing, drop me a line, e-mail in profile.
does she swallow?
Mintyjim:
oh dear. Have I created a monster!?**** it! She sort of knows...
Seriously....are you new? What did you think would happen when you threw your sister to the IT department wolves of STW?
does she have all her own teeth? is there a dowry?
OP -this is STW -do you know how many crazy nutters are on here or just read.
And the nice ladies and gentlemen who post here are probably linked already.
I'd be ****ing careful/desperate to post for a date with a sane person from here.
I hear Ton and TJ are single... 😆
Just kidding guys 😉
Both you or your sister should not be too concern about the age since happiness comes first.
What's the point of having a 27yr old who is only there to take her for a ride?
Cardiff? Why restrict your/herself there? Expand your target area ... Surely if there is someone right for her there you would not be posting here? No?
🙄
Ding Dong! Is this linked to the "No helmet, the urge was strong" thread? 😉
Do you do sale or return??
Jim, she sounds lovely, and I think it's very sweet of you to try to find her a chap on here. 🙂
As we discussed ad nauseam last week, I'm a delightful 31 single man. Sadly, I am not in the Cardiff area.
I'm a delightful 31 single man
I don't know why, but I always imagined BigDummy to be in his forties.
Ideally you'd be a similar age
Bugger.
😥
I am wise beyond my years Jamie, and have charming, old-school manners. 😉
Currently lives in a shared house with 1 (soon to be 2) other girls, who, incidentally, is single too and a good catch as well.
Hubba Hubba 😯 threesome?
Bugger?
Woppit your punctuation is normally so good. I've corrected for you.
I'd love to see this work out well 🙂
STW speed date is the only way. Get a few off here that are interested - 30? - then give each one 5 mins to prove their worth. So it's skids and wheelies time....
How much for just her boobs?
37 replies so far, two serious.
Not bad considering.
I hear Ton and TJ are single...
Now that would be one hell of a civil partnership!
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dunno if you can copy and paste this but my mate francesco is single in swansea. own hair/teeth/campervan. would love to set him up cos hes doing my head in
oh and he dosent smoke cigars all the time - the pic was taken at a wedding
Can't believe no ones asked how many inches she like in the rear by now........................
She's got a good appetite!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She'll thank you for that little nugget 😯
I hear Ton and TJ are single
Nah, they're a couple.
Can't believe no ones asked how many inches she like in the rear by now........................
Ok let me fix that for you...
How many inches will your sister takes on the rear... 😉
Blooming marvellous! Two girls looking for a hardtailed IT consultant who can?
Does her dad own a brewery?
juan performs the inches question perfectly with a hint of french accent, stunning 🙂
I keep reading the OPs name as MincyJim 'IS IT MEEE?'
the only thing I can conclude from this thread is that Houns is ill or on holiday
No Hora either? Unless he's already in his car and on the M4 😆
I was staggered to look on STW this am and find the thread hadn't been pulled (yet) ....anybody placing bets on the direction it will take and if it will get pulled?
I'm not single, but live in Cardiff, and I think I've met this girl! Someone who fits the description exactly anyway!
Houns is ill or on holiday
😆
Mintyjim, I'm not single but I could show your sister what good men are like and what she should aim for. You know, someone she could use as a benchmark..
On a less serious note 😉 ..I have two great female friends who were eternally single- both now have great partners. Sometimes it takes a while and pushing the issue could lead her into the wrong relationship or worse still...
..she could get too much interest and have her head turned.....mucho like my sis in law..
Ps. Do you fancy a ride in Wales this weekend? Cough Im single this weekend cough.
I could show your sister what good men are like and what she should aim for
Hora, you are a genius. I salute your audacity, your courage, your self-awareness and your modesty. 🙂
Sadly BigDummy, like many on here I am hardly a catch in the flesh 🙁
I am however randier than I was in my teens. Its almost nuclear my sexdrive now 
hora - MemberIts almost nuclear my sexdrive now
Oh God... pass the mind bleach.
If you run out of mind-bleach I do have something else thats white and corrosive that I could liberally splash around 😯
Hora - your nuclear sex drive is at risk of being mothballed or worse, decommissioned by the new coallition. Get your fuel rods quenched while you still can.
Hora - your nuclear sex drive is at risk of being mothballed or worse, decommissioned by the new coallation. Get your fuel rods quenched while you still can.
*runs out down the street waving magic wand everywhere* 8)
You are a deeply disturbing man Hora you really are 😯
hora - Member
Sadly BigDummy, like many on here I am hardly a catch in the fleshI am however randier than I was in my teens. Its almost nuclear my sexdrive now
In the name of the wee man! TOO MUCH INFORMATION
You are a deeply disturbing man Hora you really are
Huh? (Turns round and knocks over street bin in the process)
Can I be the first to say.....
........email sent! 😯
See I warned OP
😆 lol
Scrap all the other questions.... Does she have a bubbly personality?
Scrap all the other questions.... Does she have a bubbly personality?
Allow me to translate the above man-talk...
"Scrap all the other questions.... Does she have big babajangas?"
Two days and still no pics.
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Well when people scroll down they will stop for a sec hahah! gotcha...
^ munter
I am however randier than I was in my teens. Its almost nuclear my sexdrive now
ie over in 10 seconds and may cause severe skin irritation 🙁
Haha, and the fallout can result in deformed babies!
OP I need your postcode to enter into the satnav. I've told my missus that I am away 'riding all weekend'..
Is it okay to call your sister a "cracking bird"? I know what my sister would say........... 😯
My half-sister was a catwalk model for a longtime (jobbing/Championship rather than Premiership-standard). I remember once I took some friends to a show and she came out in a completely see-through silky top with no bra.
My jaw hit the floor and my mates revelled in my discomfort. 😐
Well it was your half sister so its ok Hora...
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😉
the only thing I can conclude from this thread is that Houns is ill or on holiday
Last news were houns is gay...
A cracking bird.
I pictured a crow smashing nuts off a rock just then.
I am single, 28 and live in Bristol so not too far away, I will email you later.
hora. pics. now. 😀